CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Tip Your Waitstaff

They buy cereal and rent and drugs and pants
They might have a cat or a dog or some pants
There's bills and there's children
There's school and daycare
There's mortgages and cars and you've got to cut your hair

So tip your waitstaff
Go tip your waitstaff
Come on tip your waitstaff
Cause we'll only be alive for one more year
And your waitstaff has loved you forever

Oh, in the Bible it says bad tippers go to hell
Oh ah oh ah ohhhhhh
Tip your waitstaff