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Hi, I'm Lisa Schultz with CNN news
We're here at the presidential debate with Joanne Prada
The controversial Internet sensation
That stole the hearts of Americans worldwide
Joanne, the first question America would like to ask you is
With the economy in the toilet
What would you and your campaign do to fix it?

Now, listen up America
Miss Prada ain't ever been scared of ya
I give free drugs to trading tricks
I pop my pu**y for seven sticks
I drink and drive, f**k being alive
Kill everyone now, you won't survive
Our national anthem is Britney Spears
You're a terrorist if you shop at Sears
Instead of masks we get to skins to dip
There is no gender, sex means sh*t
Madonna fans are the upper class
And taxes, b*t*h, you can kiss my ass
Everyone gets so E.P.T., the only channel is B.E.T
I burnt The White House and killed the eagle
Oh, and tampons are illegal

Aw, a fine answer indeed, Miss Prada
Now, America's second question is
If you were inaugurated tomorrow
What would your first day in The White House be like?
What would you do? Who would you bring?

Chris Brown is my first man, Karrueche goes in the trash can
I let Lizzy free, can't f**k with me
I'm taking Bill from Hillary
All sex changes are free of charge, all murderers are now at large
Drop out of school and disrespect your parents
Am I gonna win? b*t*h, it's apparent
I clapped the poles, they poked my holes
Chris Chrissy can lick my soles
Paris Hilton is VP, our water supply is FG
You gets free Gucci if you pops your coochie
On the money would be I Love Lucy
Every pet would be a fur coat, every d**k would be a furlough

Ah, impressive
Now, as the quote "Baddest t****y in America"
The voters would like to know, what would you do for them?
How would you ensure their happiness
Is as important as yours seems to be?

I'll suck your balls, I'll lick your ass
I'll drink your p*ss from a wine glass
I'll f**k your dad, I'll f**k you bad
I'll bring my mower and cut your grass
I'll give your mother some compliments
I'll boost your step daughter's confidence
I'll come over to your house
And we can totally listen to Ashlee Simpson and bond
Vote for me, not Mike Huckabee
He smells like bleach and warm pee
And Jed Bush is a r****d, he looks like a d**e at a gay bar
And Hillary? She's cool, whatever
But does she have her sh*t together?
How many licks does it take 'til you get to the centre of Prada? b*t*h, you'll never

Very convincing argument miss Joanne Prada, brava
Now do you have any last messages for voters?
Make it count, this is your last time to shine

Vote for Prada, b*t*h, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, b*t*h, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
b*t*h, yes she can
Vote for Prada, b*t*h, vote for Prada
Vote for Prada, b*t*h, vote for Prada
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
Vote for Joanne, vote for Joanne
b*t*h, yes she can

Vote or gag, vote or gag
Vote or gag, vote, vote or gag
Vote for gag, vote or gag
Vote for gag, vote, vote or gag

Ladies and gentlemen, that was miss Joanne Prada
For the Democratic Party 2016
Make sure you get out there and register, folks
It's your country and your opinion is what makes it