CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : NGSUNC

Here we go, I'm back online
And oh f**k, what do I find?
Here he comes, he's logging in
Why'd I add him as a friend?
He sends "Hello!", I send "whatever."
'Cuz to him, I know I'm better
You gotta admit, he's kinda cute, but all he wants is a photoshoot!
"Hey babygirl, I like your pics
And guess what? So does my d**k"
Oh, please, boy don't make me gag
I've seen those pics, your pieces sag
You f**k my friends and your fathers friends
You're 5 inches with an upward bend
Chad, stop, don't be rude
I'm not gonna send you any nudеs

(Oh my god, how did he get my number?)
(Did you givе it to him?)
(Wh-why would I do that?)
(Okay yeah I did)
(Oh my GOD! He won't stop texting!)
(URGH!)

I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
(Oh my god!)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
(You're f**king ridiculous)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
(What the f**k is your problem?)
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
You're not getting n***s, Chad
I'm not gonna send you n***s, Chad
(F**k you, Chad)

I'd block his number, but I don't know how
What can I do? He's calling now!
It's so annoying and f**king sick
I don't wanna see your turkey d**k!
Is this illegal? It has to be
He's totally f**king hara**ing me!
I think I know what we should do
I know I'm game, but I don't know about you
Are you saying what I think you are?
You don't think that's a bit too far?
You'll grab the mask and I'll grab the knife
And Chad, baby, this ends tonight
Okay, b*t*h, let's do it
Douse this boy in lighter fluid
But wait before we start the chase, I wanna check my MySpace

(Okay, you got his address?)
(I thought you had it and who said you were driving?)
(You don't even know how to drive!)
(Besides, you're in charge of the music)
(Well, all I have is Mandy Moore and that's not exactly murder music)
(Says who?)
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
(You're gonna die)
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
(He's totally gonna get murdered)
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
(Ahaha, f**king loser)
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
Yeah, you're getting killed, Chad
We're gonna f**king kill Chad
(You're gonna f**king die-aha)

Aha
Aha
You're gonna f**king die-aha
Aha
Aha
Aha
You're gonna f**king die

Yeah we f**king killed Chad
We f**king killed Chad
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
(We got you, b*t*h!)
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
We f**king killed Chad
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
(It was totally worth it)
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
We f**king killed Chad
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
(That's what you f**king get!)
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
We f**king killed Chad
Yeah we f**king killed Chad
(You f**king loser)