CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : That towel tho...
I was crying in my room
Facing my imminent doom
I?m depressed
And that god damn towel sucks
I?made?a bank deposit
Then?I went into a closet
I took?a dump
And that god damn towel sucks
She had a p*n*s
It made me sad
She kissed her elbow
And it made me mad
I took a crap
It smelled so foul
And I realized
It was the god damn towel
I?m gone
She?s in a wheelchair and it really turns
Me on
She was sitting there in her wheelchair
I ate too much steak
And I?m about to break
I?m depressed, I?m full, and she?s gone
I?m depressed, I?m full, and she?s gone
Facing my imminent doom
I?m depressed
And that god damn towel sucks
I?made?a bank deposit
Then?I went into a closet
I took?a dump
And that god damn towel sucks
She had a p*n*s
It made me sad
She kissed her elbow
And it made me mad
I took a crap
It smelled so foul
And I realized
It was the god damn towel
I?m gone
She?s in a wheelchair and it really turns
Me on
She was sitting there in her wheelchair
I ate too much steak
And I?m about to break
I?m depressed, I?m full, and she?s gone
I?m depressed, I?m full, and she?s gone