CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Recruitment Song
I'd like to bring you up to date
On my adventures as a late
When last I saw you
I was looking for the pieces of the key
You see, I found them all
And then I found my Rider
We went home together
But we got stuck
In the Nowhere Place between the portals
Congratulations are in order
Horse and Rider reunited
Well, uh, okay, so...
So there's actually just a couple more things, uh
Let me finish-
There inside thе Rift
The Nowhere King was lurking
Waiting to bе freed
And accidentally, I released him
Whoopsie-daisy!
Here's the rub
He's coming now, he's got an army
And we'll need one too
So I returned to Centaurworld
To hopefully recruit you all to fight
Your problems don't concern the Underground
But your Interruptions here are quite upsetting
**(Moist)**
You're clearly cannot read the room, but if you take a look around
You'll see you and your herd just crashed a moletaur wedding
**(I mean, come on)**
Okay, yeah, uh, guys
This is totally a wedding
What?
Yeah, I see that now
Oh my gosh. We're so sorry
You got a little dress on and everything
B- but anyway, since, uh
I'm already here, heh...
I was hoping to recruit you all
To fight the war
What war?
The war that's coming!
There's a horde with swords
The minotaurs will set this place ablaze
No way
Can we bake s'mores?
No! It's not that kind of fire
It's the kind that kills and harms
I've seen it in my world so many times
We must prepare an army
So
I'd like to invite you all
To join us in the fight
'Cause if you don't
Then you maybe will die
And you maybe will anyway
Me?
The little one
She's talking to you
No, not you, that one
Maybe both of you
If I'm being perfectly honest
Way to flonkin' go, Horse!
I do not need this right now
You're scarin' everyone to death
Big surprise
You brought us back to the beartaur?
Look, we can't pick and choose, we need everyone
I am not going in there
Me neither
I'm not going in there, no
This is your thing
You go in. I'm not going in!
He tried to make me part of his collection
The last time you were here
All you did was kick and steal from us
All you did was kick and steal our stuff
Okay, you're right. I... I'm sorry
How does it feel to kick a tree?
We don't know because we're trees
And we don't kick each other
I'm- I'm sorry
Yeah, I told you we never should've done that
What? No, you didn't, you kicked her too!
We don't steal from each other
I didn't have anything to do with that
That was all Horse
I should've kicked you, Ched!
If you're askin' for our help
Then we say no
No?
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no
Okay. Thank you for your time, heh...
I guess
On my adventures as a late
When last I saw you
I was looking for the pieces of the key
You see, I found them all
And then I found my Rider
We went home together
But we got stuck
In the Nowhere Place between the portals
Congratulations are in order
Horse and Rider reunited
Well, uh, okay, so...
So there's actually just a couple more things, uh
Let me finish-
There inside thе Rift
The Nowhere King was lurking
Waiting to bе freed
And accidentally, I released him
Whoopsie-daisy!
Here's the rub
He's coming now, he's got an army
And we'll need one too
So I returned to Centaurworld
To hopefully recruit you all to fight
Your problems don't concern the Underground
But your Interruptions here are quite upsetting
**(Moist)**
You're clearly cannot read the room, but if you take a look around
You'll see you and your herd just crashed a moletaur wedding
**(I mean, come on)**
Okay, yeah, uh, guys
This is totally a wedding
What?
Yeah, I see that now
Oh my gosh. We're so sorry
You got a little dress on and everything
B- but anyway, since, uh
I'm already here, heh...
I was hoping to recruit you all
To fight the war
What war?
The war that's coming!
There's a horde with swords
The minotaurs will set this place ablaze
No way
Can we bake s'mores?
No! It's not that kind of fire
It's the kind that kills and harms
I've seen it in my world so many times
We must prepare an army
So
I'd like to invite you all
To join us in the fight
'Cause if you don't
Then you maybe will die
And you maybe will anyway
Me?
The little one
She's talking to you
No, not you, that one
Maybe both of you
If I'm being perfectly honest
Way to flonkin' go, Horse!
I do not need this right now
You're scarin' everyone to death
Big surprise
You brought us back to the beartaur?
Look, we can't pick and choose, we need everyone
I am not going in there
Me neither
I'm not going in there, no
This is your thing
You go in. I'm not going in!
He tried to make me part of his collection
The last time you were here
All you did was kick and steal from us
All you did was kick and steal our stuff
Okay, you're right. I... I'm sorry
How does it feel to kick a tree?
We don't know because we're trees
And we don't kick each other
I'm- I'm sorry
Yeah, I told you we never should've done that
What? No, you didn't, you kicked her too!
We don't steal from each other
I didn't have anything to do with that
That was all Horse
I should've kicked you, Ched!
If you're askin' for our help
Then we say no
No?
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no, no, no
No, no, no
Okay. Thank you for your time, heh...
I guess