CORRIGER LES PAROLES

Paroles : f*ck the Fire Department

This narrative takes place in an alternate universe. Any resemblance to fire departments in your universe is purely coincidental. This disclaimer does not apply to other departments

(There's a singer in there. Come out with your hands over your head, or we will huff, and puff, and burn your house to the ground!)

What, what, what, what

What’s all this sh*t about the fire brigade?
They're like the rest of us:
They do their job and try to get paid
These accusations are entirely fake
It's best if we ignore them till they quietly fade

They’ve always had our best interests at heart
They save lives
That's how it's been since the start
They know what they're doing, they're consummate pros
But what's that coming out of that hose?

It's an outrage
Yes I'm turning about-face
How strange is that when houses disappear without trace?
It outweighs and slays my doubt;
Lays it out in front of me
And downplays my devout faith