CORRIGER LES PAROLES
Paroles : Ash Ketchum vs. Yugi Muto
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
ANIME EDITION!
PLAYER 1: ASH KETCHUM!
PLAYER 2: YUGI MUTO!
FIGHT!
I’ve journeyed ‘cross the globe for the right foe to challenge me
Not grandpa’s little goth with a duel personality
Deal me your best, catching them is my real test
And I swear I’m gonna royally flush your whole deck!
‘Cause I’m Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
Meet me on the battleground
I won’t need a Ghost Type to send you to the Shadow Realm
I’ve been the star for generations ‘cause I train hard
Your show ended, sending you to the graveyard!
I’m a master at battling, I’ll send Abra, Kadabra to dismantle
This hand-me-down Magic: the Gathering
It’s blasphemy!
When this faux Pharoh folds his hand to me
I can’t imagine just how angry all ten of his fans will be
You’re all talk
You claim to wield the power of the Gods
But couldn’t get Téa to wield your Millennium Rod
Even when you rip me off
You don’t have the balls, Yuge
So, pa** the baton to… *Atem*... It’s your move
Another Ketchum bad start
Knew you can’t attack hard
Droppin’ all those wack bars activates my Rap Card
Try to zap sparks while your life points are drainin’
‘Cause I’ll school you so badly, you’ll have to duel with Jaden!
You’re stubborn as your Charizard, but just try to listen
‘Cause I put in all my heart when I send out Dark Magician
So it’s funny the professor sent you out on your mission
So that he could flip your mother in to “Face Down Position”
Monsters, I’ve defeated tons
Champion since Season one
You were twenty years of disappointment ‘fore a league was won
You train and slave away with Pikachu as your side piece
Go somewhere new and he’ll lose to a Level 5 Snivy
You trick your fans to buy your products in multiple versions
Like you’re using Brain Control to Pokebank off virgins
I’m the King of Games, you’re just in a petty one
And that little puzzle league’s nothing to my Millennium
Your time’s over, you bi-polar high roller
Hit the road or give Yami back the controller
Your only defense mode is Plot Armour
And your hand is looking Holo when it comes to Capsule Monsters
I’ll concede that your integrity was pretty strong
Until your mega evolutions were grave robbin’ Digimon
You’re releasing half your Pokemon
It’s hard to step up when we only just shuffled
And you had half your ‘Dex cut!
Stacking up to me is something you cannot Xyz
Not even Team Rocket can compete with your Pot of Greed
Scheming these mechanics is bidding for a scam
You think Megas were bad?
Your Summons need to get banned!
When it comes to strong opponents, twerps are never my choice
I mean you’re fighting like a girl ‘cause one does your voice!
So I do not care about the badges you earn
I keep spitting these burns to put Ash in an urn
Yugi’s got the driest style in all of Egypt
Your friends’ souls get captured 'cause your raps are Cofagrigus
You’ve earned a false prophet at the cost of my fame
Forget Missingno, your tomb will be Missing Name!
I will crush you like a bug, you were foolish to battle me
You’re a Polymerization of when Red meets a Caterpie
You’ve been banished by the greatest duelist that you’ll ever see
So I’m out, just like every girl you ever meet
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
ANIME EDITION!
PLAYER 1: ASH KETCHUM!
PLAYER 2: YUGI MUTO!
FIGHT!
I’ve journeyed ‘cross the globe for the right foe to challenge me
Not grandpa’s little goth with a duel personality
Deal me your best, catching them is my real test
And I swear I’m gonna royally flush your whole deck!
‘Cause I’m Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town
Meet me on the battleground
I won’t need a Ghost Type to send you to the Shadow Realm
I’ve been the star for generations ‘cause I train hard
Your show ended, sending you to the graveyard!
I’m a master at battling, I’ll send Abra, Kadabra to dismantle
This hand-me-down Magic: the Gathering
It’s blasphemy!
When this faux Pharoh folds his hand to me
I can’t imagine just how angry all ten of his fans will be
You’re all talk
You claim to wield the power of the Gods
But couldn’t get Téa to wield your Millennium Rod
Even when you rip me off
You don’t have the balls, Yuge
So, pa** the baton to… *Atem*... It’s your move
Another Ketchum bad start
Knew you can’t attack hard
Droppin’ all those wack bars activates my Rap Card
Try to zap sparks while your life points are drainin’
‘Cause I’ll school you so badly, you’ll have to duel with Jaden!
You’re stubborn as your Charizard, but just try to listen
‘Cause I put in all my heart when I send out Dark Magician
So it’s funny the professor sent you out on your mission
So that he could flip your mother in to “Face Down Position”
Monsters, I’ve defeated tons
Champion since Season one
You were twenty years of disappointment ‘fore a league was won
You train and slave away with Pikachu as your side piece
Go somewhere new and he’ll lose to a Level 5 Snivy
You trick your fans to buy your products in multiple versions
Like you’re using Brain Control to Pokebank off virgins
I’m the King of Games, you’re just in a petty one
And that little puzzle league’s nothing to my Millennium
Your time’s over, you bi-polar high roller
Hit the road or give Yami back the controller
Your only defense mode is Plot Armour
And your hand is looking Holo when it comes to Capsule Monsters
I’ll concede that your integrity was pretty strong
Until your mega evolutions were grave robbin’ Digimon
You’re releasing half your Pokemon
It’s hard to step up when we only just shuffled
And you had half your ‘Dex cut!
Stacking up to me is something you cannot Xyz
Not even Team Rocket can compete with your Pot of Greed
Scheming these mechanics is bidding for a scam
You think Megas were bad?
Your Summons need to get banned!
When it comes to strong opponents, twerps are never my choice
I mean you’re fighting like a girl ‘cause one does your voice!
So I do not care about the badges you earn
I keep spitting these burns to put Ash in an urn
Yugi’s got the driest style in all of Egypt
Your friends’ souls get captured 'cause your raps are Cofagrigus
You’ve earned a false prophet at the cost of my fame
Forget Missingno, your tomb will be Missing Name!
I will crush you like a bug, you were foolish to battle me
You’re a Polymerization of when Red meets a Caterpie
You’ve been banished by the greatest duelist that you’ll ever see
So I’m out, just like every girl you ever meet
GAME OVER!
CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER!
VIDEO GAME RAP BATTLES!
