CORRIGER LES PAROLES

Paroles : Lament of the three toed sloth

I used to be quite active in high school
Back when my metabolic rate was faster
I was always quite stocky
But I was pretty good at hockey
I avoided white bread, potatoes and pasta
I used to be an average mammal
I was no Jessie Owens, but I wasn't John Candy
I was never that attractive
But I was reasonably active
I sure wasn't synonymous with lazy
I don't think I'm that apathetic
I'll admit, I'm not particularly ambitious
But the fact that on the ground
I don't break the speed of sound
Is typical of megalonychidae colipas
Oh God, were ya really being fair
When you named the land animals
And birds of the air
Did you stop to think, that's a bit rough
Calling that poor little fella a sloth