Paroles Me & My di*k Medley (Live) par Team StarKid

Alright, right now we're gonna take it all the way back to our first year as a company, 2009. This is a classic tale. A story of, a love story of a boy and a girl, and their talking p*n*ses and vaginas. With music by AJ Holmes, Carlos Valdes and Darren Criss, please enjoy some songs from 'Me and my d-'

I wake up in the morning
And it's nothing new
Run through my mind for hours
Still I just want you
You're all I want, you're all I need
My love for you just grows the way you do
When I love you

I wanna hold you all night long
And cuddle 'til we're blue
I'll wrap you in a tight embrace
I know it seems taboo
But I have to have you with me now
I have to have you quick
I love you more than anything
My-

Hey, Joey! Hey good morning. How'd you sleep last night?

Oh hey, what's up buddy?

I slept really well last night *muttering on*

Good good. Wow, you are really rowdy this morning. This is crazy

I like being with you (and I like being with you)
And you like being with me (and you like being with me)

We're just the best of friends
As anyone can see
People say it's quite unlikely
The two of us should stick
But I just tell them, "Hey!"

Listen to your heart, Joey
Listen to your heart

Ohh, okay...

Comb your hair and smile
That's a start

Alright

Wipe that schmutz right off your cheek
Give her a glimpse of that fine physique, ooh!
And a splash of cologne will delight
Treat the lady right, Joey
Treat the lady right

Do I smell?

Pretty bad

(sung)
Take off your hat and always be polite
Make her a mixtape with songs about love
Knit her a sweater that fits like a glove, ooh!
The two of you will never be apart
Joey, listen to your heart!

Alright!

Dance with me, Joey!

Sure

It's called a box step, Joey

Oh, I'm doing it this time

Joey, I learned this on Broadway!

Oh, what a move, baby!

We're gonna hop now, Joey. Here we go. Ahoo! Over here, baby!

Ahoo! Over there!

Ahoo! Over here, baby!

Ahoo! Over there!

Good boy, Joey! Bring it home, baby!

(sung)
Watcha gonna do?

I'm gonna listen to my heart

Oh, buddy! It's my big debut!

I'm gonna listen to my heart!

I'm/Your gonna listen
Listen
To my/your
Heart!

Hey Vaness, OMG would you guess
That I'm not wearing undies today

Eww

(sung)
Oh, Tiff, LOL what's the diff
You would still take them off anyway

IKR

BTW

Where are you right now?

We need to talk

Oh, I totes see you

BRB, ciao ciao

Listen up, Vanessa, sweetie
I do this 'cause I care

I know

This is war forget your peace treaty
Justice is right over there!

I guess I could use a new guy
'Cause it's been a while
And I am still so young
Why not give it a try?
At the very least it could be kinda fun

Hey now, Vanessa
That's the girl I know and love

I've been so boring
Boy, I'm glad I had a little shove

Tick tock while the iron's hot
There's no time to take it slow
We're finally ready
So ready to-

Go! Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm ready to go! Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm ready to go! Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
I'm ready to go! Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

We're finally ready
And the time is right for us to light a spark
We're keeping it steady
With our eyes on the prize
To get us through the dark

I know there's so much more
To what I think I see
I feel a change and the strange thing is
It's part of me
My hormones are freakin' out
And I think I'm gonna blow

We're locked and loaded (oh so devoted)
Low and demoted (totes, just toted)

We're finally ready
So ready to go!