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Paroles : Gilderoy! (Live)
Who's wiser than a warlock
And tougher than a troll
And charming as a candy cane
Who's faster than a phoenix
And sly as a sphynx
And always set to entertain
Here to give this sagging tale
A hero to employ
Look up to the skies
Now look in my eyes
It's Gilderoy
Who's handsome as a hobbit
And manly as a mare
And loves to give the girls a wink
Who's funny as a ferret
And quick as a quill
And always sings without a lip sync
Here to rid your nostrils
Of that dreadful Potter boy
'Cause that smell in the air
Is the marvellous flair of
'Scuse me, Gilderoy!
Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye
Hair that curled in a beautiful fro
Now he's gone, and replaced with a suit and tie
Dancing in a variety show
Oh, where did he go?
Does he even care at all?
(spoken)
I just don't know
Recently, he's been acting very weird (ooh...)
Every day, his story grows more and more banal (ooh...)
And Voldemort is coming this year
Gilderoy is here to fill your short attention spans
Why look at that Wonder Boy
When you could be looking at a Wonder Man?
(spoken)
Let me hear it!
You could be looking at a Wonder Man
Who was Wizard of the Year seven times in seven years?
(spoken)
Tell me people
Gilderoy!
Who conquered all his fears and made a boggart disappear?
(spoken)
Go on say it
Gilderoy!
Who taught a yeti how to sing?
Gilderoy
Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring?
Gilderoy
Battled a banshee and came out a champ?
Gilderoy
Trapped Jafar inside of that lamp?
Gilderoy
Stories of wonder for each girl and boy
Paperback or hardback for you to enjoy
Form an orderly line
It's Gilderoy!
Ladies, one at a time
It's Gilderoy!
Oh, give me something to sign
It's Gilderoy!
All sales are final
Soon the school will be mine
It's Gilderoy!
And tougher than a troll
And charming as a candy cane
Who's faster than a phoenix
And sly as a sphynx
And always set to entertain
Here to give this sagging tale
A hero to employ
Look up to the skies
Now look in my eyes
It's Gilderoy
Who's handsome as a hobbit
And manly as a mare
And loves to give the girls a wink
Who's funny as a ferret
And quick as a quill
And always sings without a lip sync
Here to rid your nostrils
Of that dreadful Potter boy
'Cause that smell in the air
Is the marvellous flair of
'Scuse me, Gilderoy!
Long ago lived a fellow who caught your eye
Hair that curled in a beautiful fro
Now he's gone, and replaced with a suit and tie
Dancing in a variety show
Oh, where did he go?
Does he even care at all?
(spoken)
I just don't know
Recently, he's been acting very weird (ooh...)
Every day, his story grows more and more banal (ooh...)
And Voldemort is coming this year
Gilderoy is here to fill your short attention spans
Why look at that Wonder Boy
When you could be looking at a Wonder Man?
(spoken)
Let me hear it!
You could be looking at a Wonder Man
Who was Wizard of the Year seven times in seven years?
(spoken)
Tell me people
Gilderoy!
Who conquered all his fears and made a boggart disappear?
(spoken)
Go on say it
Gilderoy!
Who taught a yeti how to sing?
Gilderoy
Walked into Mordor and destroyed the ring?
Gilderoy
Battled a banshee and came out a champ?
Gilderoy
Trapped Jafar inside of that lamp?
Gilderoy
Stories of wonder for each girl and boy
Paperback or hardback for you to enjoy
Form an orderly line
It's Gilderoy!
Ladies, one at a time
It's Gilderoy!
Oh, give me something to sign
It's Gilderoy!
All sales are final
Soon the school will be mine
It's Gilderoy!
