CORRIGER LES PAROLES

Paroles : Typical Country Song

Pointing in the band

Standing on stage with my cowboy hat on
Singing slow low as I twang my guitar
My lyrics are sad or super fun but definitely not deep
I love my pet and my boots and I voted for Donald Trump

I'm a young, white, thin, blonde country star
I move the microphone when the note gets high

We sing in harmony

I sing a line by myself

So do I

Women are pretty much objects
But they don't really care

Sure don't!

We sing in a southern accent

Even though I'm from Vermont

My denim shorts are toddler sized

'Cause this is a country song

Shoutout to current city!

Story 'bout how I met a blue-eyed farmboy
How we fell in love to our song
Which is a T. Swift song about her song
Story 'bout how that dirtbag went and cheated on me
Empowering riff, I committed a violent felony

I'm a girl, it's ok!

Adult beverages, adult beverages
Trucks

Key change!

Nothing better than a girl riding shotgun
Except my actual shotgun
We relate to the middle working class
Even though we're richer than you

Bling bling!

We only have male children
If it's a girl, then the song is sad

Really heavy-handed religious advice

End the song with a really bad pun

Declaration of patriotism

Expression of gratitude