Paroles Having Sex par Reggie Watts

Yo

If you f**king, then you probably f**king
If you f**king, then you probably f**king
If you f**king then you probably having sex
If you f**king then you probably having sex

But if you're not f**king, then most likely you're not f**king
If you're not f**king, then the absence of f**king is occurring
This is how it goes, this is how it goes
One for the money, three for the nose

Yeah, yo, if you're f**king, there's a sound that's being made
So you can tell if you be f**king and sh*t
If you don't hear that well
Well then the sensation's probably an indicator that you're probably having sex
Are your genitals comfortably inside something or around something?
Then you're probably having sex
Are you f**king? Yes
F**king? Yes
F**king? Yes
F**king - where my ba**line?

Yeah, then you're f**king
Then you're then you're f**king
You take your clothes off, or maybe partially
Then you get down to business, business
Let the lubrication take care of itself
Take care of itself, take care of itself, yeah
You might need some help
But that's an indicator that you need some help
You need to get rid of that friction
That friction, that's a b*t*hin', dude
Don't wanna get shaved in the middle of the mood, yo
If you're f**king, then you're probably f**king
If you're f**king, you're probably having some sex
If you f**king, baby then you're probably f**king
If you f**king, then you probably having some sex

Hey, how come those people - they look like they f**king?
Cause they f**king, cause they f**king, yeah
How come those people - they look like they be f**king?
Cause they f**king, cause they f**king, yeah

I want something to know
I want some people sex in here
I wanna get so sexual here tonight
Get some sexual energy here tonight

But what happens if I'm not f**king?
Then you're not
What happens if I'm not f**king?
Then you're not
What if I want to?
Then make sure that you can provide the circ*mstances for that dream to come true

Yo, if you feel lonely tonight
That's okay, you got some sex right around the corner
If you really really need it
Just make sure that you get some extra thick condoms
Yeah, boy
Yeah, I don't understand how some of my friends constantly have sex without condoms and sh*t
And they just say that they pull out and sh*t
I say like "What the f**k is wrong with you" and sh*t, n***a, n***a?
If you're f**king, you're probably f**king
If you're not f**king, then you're definitely not f**king
If you're f**king, then you're probably f**king
And if you're f**king then you're having some sex
If you're f**king, you're probably f**king
If you're f**king, yeah, yup you're having some sex

Sex (x∞)
Ooh, oh, yeah

Then you probably are

Thank you very much