CORRIGER LES PAROLES
Paroles : No Conventions This Year, Pt. 1; January - June 2020
In late January we heard of a virus
Some kind of flu that was some kind of worse
The gameshow host told us that he'd have to fire us
If we stoked concerns about going to work
Lie, lie, it'll die when its warmer
Lie, lie, it'll just disappear
Lie, lie, only old people get it
Lie, lie, well at least its not here
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year whеre we won't have a con
Got through Fеbruary and not much had happened
It's over in China, and we'll be okay
Nevermind the Italians, there's no need to stay in
Arizona and Washington just have one case
Lie, lie, less than 50 infected
Lie, lie, see, no-one has died
Lie, lie, we should still go to CPAC
Lie, lie, burners won't vote for Biden
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
For the last time this year, we went to the airport
Off to Virginia, the start of a tour
Maybe someone was coughing and asked what you are there for
Just go to the doctor, unless you are poor
Lie, lie, who did this, Obama?
Lie, lie, there are plenty of tests
Lie, lie, no co-pay for treatment
Lie, lie, I'm doing my best
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
Now New York's exploded, they've run out of doctors
DragonCon's cancelled, so's BLFC
For two weeks or longer, you might be a walker
Lockdown, unless you're a broke employee
Lie, lie, its all because China
Lie, lie, take hydroxychloroquine
Lie, lie, yeah, sure, you can protest
Lie, lie, bail the rich out again
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
The police were out doing their unprovoked murders
Minneapolis said that enough was enough
In all 50 states, our protectors and servers
Beat up your children to show that they're tough
Lie, lie, they'll stop using teargas
Lie, lie, he deserved to die
Lie, lie, don't trust your own eyeballs
Lie, lie, while we lie, lie, lie
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
In the heat of the summer, here come the evictions
Landlords need rent so they don't have to work
Mask up or die, and hold strong your convictions
Owning a house is one wealthiness perk
Lie, lie, sure, we'll donate the money
Lie, lie, to combat ALS
Lie, lie, get your a** back to work now
Lie, lie, we'll get out of this mess
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
Some kind of flu that was some kind of worse
The gameshow host told us that he'd have to fire us
If we stoked concerns about going to work
Lie, lie, it'll die when its warmer
Lie, lie, it'll just disappear
Lie, lie, only old people get it
Lie, lie, well at least its not here
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year whеre we won't have a con
Got through Fеbruary and not much had happened
It's over in China, and we'll be okay
Nevermind the Italians, there's no need to stay in
Arizona and Washington just have one case
Lie, lie, less than 50 infected
Lie, lie, see, no-one has died
Lie, lie, we should still go to CPAC
Lie, lie, burners won't vote for Biden
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
For the last time this year, we went to the airport
Off to Virginia, the start of a tour
Maybe someone was coughing and asked what you are there for
Just go to the doctor, unless you are poor
Lie, lie, who did this, Obama?
Lie, lie, there are plenty of tests
Lie, lie, no co-pay for treatment
Lie, lie, I'm doing my best
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
Now New York's exploded, they've run out of doctors
DragonCon's cancelled, so's BLFC
For two weeks or longer, you might be a walker
Lockdown, unless you're a broke employee
Lie, lie, its all because China
Lie, lie, take hydroxychloroquine
Lie, lie, yeah, sure, you can protest
Lie, lie, bail the rich out again
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
The police were out doing their unprovoked murders
Minneapolis said that enough was enough
In all 50 states, our protectors and servers
Beat up your children to show that they're tough
Lie, lie, they'll stop using teargas
Lie, lie, he deserved to die
Lie, lie, don't trust your own eyeballs
Lie, lie, while we lie, lie, lie
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
In the heat of the summer, here come the evictions
Landlords need rent so they don't have to work
Mask up or die, and hold strong your convictions
Owning a house is one wealthiness perk
Lie, lie, sure, we'll donate the money
Lie, lie, to combat ALS
Lie, lie, get your a** back to work now
Lie, lie, we'll get out of this mess
Aye-aye, we shout for the captain
Oh, woah, we ask what is this
So stay 6 feet from me and keep the mask on
For this is the year where we won't have a con
