Paroles The Ultimate Orgy par Neil Cicierega

Old Godzilla was f**king around
Tokyo City like a big playground
When suddenly Batman jizzed from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat c*mspray
Godzilla got laid and began to f**k back
But didn't expect to be f**ked by Shaq
He proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Lube
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started sucking off Shaquille O'Neal
In the back seat of the Batmobile

But before they could make it back to Aaron's loveshack
Abraham Lincoln teabagged his sack
Took a 9-inch vibrator out of his hat
And blew Batman
Then he ran out of rubbers and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came on Batman's face

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)

There's quite a lot of fellatio and much sodomy

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Godzilla took a sh*t on Optimus Prime

Like Scruff McGruff sh*t all over crime

Then Shaq came back covered in Godzilla's scat

Then Jackie Chan jacked off and nutted on his back

And Batman was flaccid and trying to get horny

So he thought of an armadillo named Corey

But suddenly something caught his eye and he licked

Indiana Jones' 13-inch d**k

Then he took Godzilla from behind

Reached around for his c*ck which he just couldn't find

Then Batman squirted and he shot and he missed

And penetrated Jackie Chan with his fist

Then he jumped in the air and gave the peace sign

As Abraham Lincoln tried to sixty-nine with Optimus Prime

And they both got some

Then they all got showered in Care Bear c*m

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Good guys and bad guys with dildos (as far as the eye can see)

It's gayer than Brokeback Mountain, I think you would agree

This is the ultimate orgy...

Cue porno music, a funky jive chorus

Down from the heavens came naked Chuck Norris

Who discovered a d**k as hard as bones

Attached to the crotch of Indiana Jones

He bent over on the ground, smiling with glee

As Batman changed into Ron Jeremy

But Chuck saw through this clever disguise

And buried Batman's face in between his thighs

Then Gandalf The Pimp and Gandalf the Ho

Matt Damon and the guys from Mr. Show

And Benito Mussolini and his big weenie

And Tony Curtis in a pink bikini

Robocop, The Terminator, William Shatner, Ralph Nader

Lo Pan, Peter Pan, every male Power Ranger

Keanu Reeves and Bill S. Preston, Spock, The Rock, and Charleton Heston

Came outta nowhere lightning-fast

And they all f**ked Norris in his cowboy ass

It was the greatest bukkake that the world ever saw

Making Japanese men stare in total awe

The sex went on for a century

Many c*cks were sucked, but eventually

A champion stood and all the girls got wetter:

Mr. Rogers in a c*mstained sweater

This is the ultimate orgy (of homosexuality)

Hot chicks and bad girls with strap-ons (as far as the eye can see)

Tits and vaginas and coming, all continuously

This is the ultimate orgy... (one great big lesbian orgy)

This is the ultimate orgy... (I think I'll j*rk off again now)

This is the ultimate orgy... (of homosexuality)