Paroles Bad Bad News par Jason Robert Brown

What is a man
When he gives up his soul
When his brains
Are in chains
And his heart has lost control?

Ooh, tell me more

How does a man
Who can see behind his head
Turn as blind as a bat with no eyes?

What is a man
When he turns on his friends?
We've been tossed
Now we're lost
Just a wig full of split ends

Now, that's the truth

How do we make
Our hero wide awake
So that he
Can re-
Alize?
That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news
Nothing but tears
Nothing but trouble
Nothing but stress
Yes, she is bad, bad news
Bad news

Bad news

Our buddy Brett
Is gonna regret
That he ever said "Yes!"
The girl may be hot
But all that he's got
Is bad, bad news

That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news

Very bad news
It's an invasion

It's like a war

Or a zombie attack

Whack! Goes the bad, bad news
Bad news

Très bad!

We've been abandoned
Left in the sand and
We need him back
They're kissing, they're dating
It's so nauseating
It's bad, bad news

Every minute we wait is an hour too late
He has got to be freed from her spell
Why would our friend prefer to be hanging with her?

Are we mean?

Are we rude?

Do we smell?

He's a mess on the field
So our fate has been sealed

Now it's time for our team to rebel

His hormones have made him a fool and a clown

If we don't solve it soon then we're all going down

The longer it goes, the worse it'll get
So somebody's gotta tell Brett

Yeah!

That girl is bad, bad news
Bad news

She's so bad, yeah

She took our pal
She took our leader
And led him astray!
Hey! Hey!
She's totally bad, bad news!
Bad news!

Bad news!

Listen up, Brett
You're not ruined yet
We'll show you the way
Get away from that noise
And come back to your boys

Even though she has excellent shoes

She's bad, bad, bad, bad
Bad, bad, bad, bad
News!
Bad news!