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Paroles : Ray Hates Musicals

(spoken)
Please, be seated

(sung)
When I was a boy
I auditioned for a musical
It was a musical, about?cats!

(spoken)
Was?it Cats?

It doesn't?really matter, Charlotte. I'm trying to?tell a story here. Please listen. Thank you! Anyway, on the day of the audition...

(sung)
I wore underwear
Underwear with cats, like in the musical
That's how I knew this role would be mine stat

(spoken)
What is stat?

(overlapping conversation)
Are you guys done? I'm kinda pouring my heart out here. Anyway

(sung)
I meow'd
Oh, I meow'd
Like I'd studied cats at Yale
Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow
Meow and I shook my tush like my tush had a bushy little tail

(spoken)
Do cats have bushy tails?

(overlapping conversation)

What's with all the side chats?

(sung)
It's just that we can tell what happens in the end

Ha! That I doubt
You didn't get the role
It went to someone else who tried out

(spoken)
Irregardless...

Not a word

(sung)
Ever since that day
I've had a hatred for musicals
So whoever caused this curse

(sung)
You know it was Frankini

(overlapping conversation)

Yeah
(sung)
So Frankini

(spoken)
Oh god, I smell a high note. Plug your ears!

(sung)
Will pay!

(spoken)
Ay! That was my favorite vase!