CORRIGER LES PAROLES

Paroles : The Arch-Illager

I was born into a cruel and unforgiving nasty world
That didn't want me
They rejected, disrespected, scorned, and shunned me
Cold and hungry, all I wanted was some company
To be comfy, but to put it bluntly, they were being
A bunch of considerably rude neighbors, so I gave up
Then I stumbled on a bloody massive cave, look
The doorway yawned awake slowly, I wasn't brave normally
But a strange force was calling me
And so with a flaming torch in hand, I made my way forward
Though those serrated corners on the boulders made it awkward
I gazеd on in awe, following a short reconnaissance
I saw what lay bеfore me, it was called the Orb of Dominance
It held sway over my thoughts, I gained confidence
'Til at once the commoners, no longer had my tolerance

I am a small illager, the littlest around
But now, I've got a small feeling I'm going to be well-endowed
I am a small illager, my will, it stands proud
Growing 'til I fit the throne, so hand me the crown

Now bow down, show me the top of your head
Hey, I said bow down! Else, I'll be dropping you dead!
I am the arch-illager, and I will pillage your village until you
Give in, so run you can't win if you stand in my path
You'll get trampled like grass
I see you haven't any heating, I can provide that
No need to thank me, here's a torch, completely free of charge!
I'll leave your family tree scorched, slashed with lethal steel shards!
Oh, I see you're planning a resistance? If you're going to lead the charge, be advised, objects in your rear view appear large!
Your mistake was thinking this a safe space for your opinions
'Til my minions chased you straight away from my dominion!
So make haste, spread my covenant all across the kingdom
I'm your new government, coming for more than just your income!
You can try assembling a rebellion of adventurers
It's never going to bother me, my friend, so don't pretend it does