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Paroles : How to Shave
Hi I’m Dan Bull
And I’m starting a feature called Rap School
To help you learn the stuff no one’s teaching you at school
So first let me take three minutes of your day
And explain how to skilfully and brilliantly shave
Oh, and by the way
If you’ve already got a beard
You may want to trim it first
‘Cause shaving it feels rather weird
Now, choose a razor that suits it to your taste
You don’t need to pay much to groom and smoothen up your face
It could be basic, but make sure the blade is not serrated
Replace it with a new one as soon as there’s a chafe
I use one with at least a couple of blades; a double dose
Now it’s time to get acquainted with the way your stubble grows
Place a hand on your face and move
Your fingers to your chin, the grain is smooth
And when you slide them upwards, then you’ll find it’s rougher
Now you’re going against the grain like a crop cutter
Ha
And now that you and your face have got to know each other
It’s time to get it wet and wash that sucker
Look
A lot of people can’t be bothered with this bit
But there’s a reason it’s good to get it smothered in liquid
Imagine you’re a painter and your face is a canvas
You want to make it blank before creating the grandness
Yeah, you may be handsome but you’re no oil painting
So wash the oil off with warm water from the basin
And I’m starting a feature called Rap School
To help you learn the stuff no one’s teaching you at school
So first let me take three minutes of your day
And explain how to skilfully and brilliantly shave
Oh, and by the way
If you’ve already got a beard
You may want to trim it first
‘Cause shaving it feels rather weird
Now, choose a razor that suits it to your taste
You don’t need to pay much to groom and smoothen up your face
It could be basic, but make sure the blade is not serrated
Replace it with a new one as soon as there’s a chafe
I use one with at least a couple of blades; a double dose
Now it’s time to get acquainted with the way your stubble grows
Place a hand on your face and move
Your fingers to your chin, the grain is smooth
And when you slide them upwards, then you’ll find it’s rougher
Now you’re going against the grain like a crop cutter
Ha
And now that you and your face have got to know each other
It’s time to get it wet and wash that sucker
Look
A lot of people can’t be bothered with this bit
But there’s a reason it’s good to get it smothered in liquid
Imagine you’re a painter and your face is a canvas
You want to make it blank before creating the grandness
Yeah, you may be handsome but you’re no oil painting
So wash the oil off with warm water from the basin
