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Paroles : Awkward Rap
A-1, 2, 3, 4--
W-wait, when do I come in?
You come in after "4."
So on "5"?
Yes, but I'm not gonna say "5."
I'm not gonna say "5..."
OK
You have to come in at "4."
Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4, now!
If you say, "How are you?"
I'll say "Not much."
My hand and your boob
Accidentally touch
I snort when I laugh
And I fart when I sneeze
Stand right behind this guy
When he pees
If I see you wavin'
My hand goes in the air
Even though you're wavin'
To that guy over there
I talk s**t about you
Like a slimebox
'Til I realize that I wrote it
In your I.M. box
When a waiter says
"Enjoy your food"
Every single time I will say
"Oh, you too"
I mean it, yo
Have a seat next to me
Pour yourself a cup
Of my dig-
-ni-
-ty-y!
How is your boyfriend?
You two really click
Oh, you broke up?
That guy was a d**k
'Scuse me, I cannot
Reach the top rack
Oh, you don't work here
You're just black?
Awkward!
When will this moment pa**?
Awkward!
I feel like such an a**!
Awkward!
It makes my skin crawl!
Awkward!
Yo, yo, it makes me feel so small!
When I see you
I give you a quizzical look
Do I know you from life
Or from Facebook?
You're far away
And cause we can't talk yet
We'll act like our eyeballs
Never met
When we talk
I gotta hide my shame
You think we're B.F.F's
But I don't know your name
So here we are no-
-Man's-
-Land!
[SAM}
Do I give you a hug
Or just shake your hand?
I go for the embrace
So warm and pleasin'
You try to pull away
But I keep on squeezin'
You try to pa** by
But we bump and sway
Heh, thanks for the dance
I'll be on my way
We said our goodbyes
And I shed a tear
Miss you already
Wha--, you're still here!
I want to avoid
Further social connection
So I walk twenty minutes
In the wrong direction
Awkward!
When will this moment pa**?
Awkward!
I feel like such an a**!
Awkward!
You think it can't get worse?
Awkward!
Yo, yo! But we've got one more verse
On the elevator ride
You want to impose
I say I'm pressin' "open"
But I press "door close"
If you make it in
I will devise
A way to look everywhere
But in your eyes
Then I follow you
Right out the door
Take a look around
This ain't my floor
Ring goes ya' phone
So put it to your cheek
I didn't mean to call you
But now we gotta speak
One last thing
When my voice gets loud
And there's suddenly silence
In the crowd
I don't care
Won't change what I say
All these people
Are d**ks anyway-y!
What?
What?... were you? This guy was all like--
Just don't...
No, I do not think you guys are d**ks anyway... no way. He w-- I don't know-- was super...
Look-- have you guys looked at the walls? What are color are they, like, they... awkward-marine? He he. Ahhhl. When's daylight savings? That's spring forward...?
Fall back
It's June. Fall back... it's...
W-wait, when do I come in?
You come in after "4."
So on "5"?
Yes, but I'm not gonna say "5."
I'm not gonna say "5..."
OK
You have to come in at "4."
Alright, 1, 2, 3, 4, now!
If you say, "How are you?"
I'll say "Not much."
My hand and your boob
Accidentally touch
I snort when I laugh
And I fart when I sneeze
Stand right behind this guy
When he pees
If I see you wavin'
My hand goes in the air
Even though you're wavin'
To that guy over there
I talk s**t about you
Like a slimebox
'Til I realize that I wrote it
In your I.M. box
When a waiter says
"Enjoy your food"
Every single time I will say
"Oh, you too"
I mean it, yo
Have a seat next to me
Pour yourself a cup
Of my dig-
-ni-
-ty-y!
How is your boyfriend?
You two really click
Oh, you broke up?
That guy was a d**k
'Scuse me, I cannot
Reach the top rack
Oh, you don't work here
You're just black?
Awkward!
When will this moment pa**?
Awkward!
I feel like such an a**!
Awkward!
It makes my skin crawl!
Awkward!
Yo, yo, it makes me feel so small!
When I see you
I give you a quizzical look
Do I know you from life
Or from Facebook?
You're far away
And cause we can't talk yet
We'll act like our eyeballs
Never met
When we talk
I gotta hide my shame
You think we're B.F.F's
But I don't know your name
So here we are no-
-Man's-
-Land!
[SAM}
Do I give you a hug
Or just shake your hand?
I go for the embrace
So warm and pleasin'
You try to pull away
But I keep on squeezin'
You try to pa** by
But we bump and sway
Heh, thanks for the dance
I'll be on my way
We said our goodbyes
And I shed a tear
Miss you already
Wha--, you're still here!
I want to avoid
Further social connection
So I walk twenty minutes
In the wrong direction
Awkward!
When will this moment pa**?
Awkward!
I feel like such an a**!
Awkward!
You think it can't get worse?
Awkward!
Yo, yo! But we've got one more verse
On the elevator ride
You want to impose
I say I'm pressin' "open"
But I press "door close"
If you make it in
I will devise
A way to look everywhere
But in your eyes
Then I follow you
Right out the door
Take a look around
This ain't my floor
Ring goes ya' phone
So put it to your cheek
I didn't mean to call you
But now we gotta speak
One last thing
When my voice gets loud
And there's suddenly silence
In the crowd
I don't care
Won't change what I say
All these people
Are d**ks anyway-y!
What?
What?... were you? This guy was all like--
Just don't...
No, I do not think you guys are d**ks anyway... no way. He w-- I don't know-- was super...
Look-- have you guys looked at the walls? What are color are they, like, they... awkward-marine? He he. Ahhhl. When's daylight savings? That's spring forward...?
Fall back
It's June. Fall back... it's...
