CORRECTAR LA LETRA

Letra : Rogue’s Gallery

I may not look it but I went to an art school, y'know
And I stole like, eight crates of acrylic before I tripped the alarm
Anywho, what can I do for ya, pal?

You look like a fine, upstanding island representative
The kind to understand an enterprise when they're presented with
Access to a wonderland of fine authentic decoratives
Except that there’s just a chance you might detect they’re edited
It’s nothing underhanded, why, it’s simple etiquette
Someone’s gotta lose or else a price is not competitive
I may be discredited but you need some art exhibits
And I’m the only guy upon this island who is selling it
Got a little bit of post-impressionism
Neoclassical, surrealism, art nouveau (Oh)
But if you hit me with a host of questions
Quizzing, be all asking if it's real? Well, it's hard to know
But it probably is, would I lie to you?
After all we're cousins, I've decided
Ooh, you want a statue?
I got a whole load in this old boat
If they don't go then the hull might smash through

Satisfaction guaranteed
No retractions, no receipts
Refund laws may stand on land
But not transactions planned at sea
So if you’ve a gallery
Lacking in a masterpiece
Head down to the beach
I wouldn’t cheat ya, pal, we’re family