Letra Becky Apples par Kimiko Glenn

Jeffica

Becky Apples

Ugh

Jeffica

I bet Becky's got perfect hair

Jeffica
Jeffica’s got stupid, stupid hooves

I'm never going to eat another apple again

Ooo, it really bunches my wool to think how badly she hurt you!
Baby girl, tell me your story
I left my Rider so that I could raise an army
(So that you could raise an army)
And C-Doug popped up and he said something alarming
(Ooo ,what did he say?)
He told me that my best friend's ridden
(No!)
Another horse so pretty
(No way!)
And her name is Becky Apples becausе...

Ugh, of course it is
Becky Apples, Bеcky Apples
What a gorgeous fancy schmuck
Becky, how you like them apples?
’Cause I think your apples suck!
Becky Apples, Becky Apples

Guess what I knew Rider first!
And well technically, I don't know Becky
I know, she's the worst

Ugh! She is so the worst, Horse
Right? Ugh

It's unbelievable!

Stupid Becky

But can I tell you about someone
Who was... kind of a total Becky in my life?

Uh, okay, I-I-I mean
I'm kind of not done being mad
About Becky Apples

Well, I was flirting, flirting with a slick Merdude
(Yeah, this is not the same situation)
He was the finest carny that I've ever persued
(There was more than one?)
He played me like a ukulele
(He did)
I don't want no drama, baby
(Too late?)
But I flipped when I found out his girlfriend was a Llama Lady
Argh, that Jeffica
That Jeffica's got stupid pretty legs
And I bet that Sunfish Merguy would let her adopt his eggs
(Jeffica, Jeffica, Jeffica, Jeffica)
Ugh
Even her wool is perkier
Maybe Jeffica’s flirty boyfriend is the one who’s the actual j*rk here

Ugh! Jeffica
Making me feel bad about projecting my own insecurities
And displacing blame on her when she really did nothing wrong?
Ugh, she's the worst

Oh right, you’re sad

I feel your pain, girl
I'm your vindicator
And we don't know
(Jeffica, Becky)
We just know, we hate her
This isn't okay, and this isn’t fine

Let it out, baby girl

It's just I thought, Rider, would always be mine...