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Letra : Action-6 News
ANNOUNCER: Time for Action-6 News with Leslie Crotchmonger
and d**k Hopshteckler. Here's Leslie with today's top stories.
L: Good evening. First the headlines:
* A giant man sh*ts on Philadelphia.
* An old man shows his soiled anus to a waitress at an Olive Garden.
* A small dog eats a man's balls and dies.
* A crippled couple is arrested for f**king on a rollercoaster.
Now the stories behind the headlines: In Philadelphia today, a giant man dropped his huge pants and squatted over Indepеndence Hall. He thеn unleashed a ...
(d**k reaches over and grabs Leslie's script.)
D: f**k you, you c**t! You did the headlines!
L: Lick my as*h**e, you dimwitted prick! My name comes first on the opening announcement.
D: That's because you blew the news director!
L: At least I didn't blow a homeless guy who has the siff!
D: Oh yeah?! Well, he wouldn't have the siff if you didn’t f**k him out back in the Dumpster!
L: Eat my box!
and d**k Hopshteckler. Here's Leslie with today's top stories.
L: Good evening. First the headlines:
* A giant man sh*ts on Philadelphia.
* An old man shows his soiled anus to a waitress at an Olive Garden.
* A small dog eats a man's balls and dies.
* A crippled couple is arrested for f**king on a rollercoaster.
Now the stories behind the headlines: In Philadelphia today, a giant man dropped his huge pants and squatted over Indepеndence Hall. He thеn unleashed a ...
(d**k reaches over and grabs Leslie's script.)
D: f**k you, you c**t! You did the headlines!
L: Lick my as*h**e, you dimwitted prick! My name comes first on the opening announcement.
D: That's because you blew the news director!
L: At least I didn't blow a homeless guy who has the siff!
D: Oh yeah?! Well, he wouldn't have the siff if you didn’t f**k him out back in the Dumpster!
L: Eat my box!
