CORRECTAR LA LETRA
Letra : Avaturd
Colonel Miles Quaritch: Welcome to Pandora. This is a Na'vi avatar. They are fierce and they are savage. Just don't tap on the glass, cause it freaks 'em out. [Cat Yowls] Now, the guy who was scheduled to take this avatar died from a cat allergy.
Tom Smelly: Ah-- [Splat]
Miles Quartich: So instead we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly.
Dr. Grace Augustine: Is that the best the military can do?
Miles Quartich: Well, we were gonna send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod.
{A-Team Grunting}
B.A. Baracus: Oh, I pity the pod.
Dr. Grace: Uhh, better send Smelly.
Miles Quartich: Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.
Jake Smelly [With Australian accent]: Wow, I look just like the Na'vi. Dr. Grace how did you duplicate them so perfect--
Dr. Grace [as an M&M]: What? It took a few tries to get it right, ok? Luckily everything on this planet is- {Gasps} [pointing at creature] Blue! Run Jake!
Blue: [Roars]
Dr. Grace: [Farts] Uhh. I think I just crapped in my shell.
Neytiri: [punches Blue with a stick, Grunting]
Blue: [Squealing]
Jake Smelly: Obviously, you're more of a cat person.
Neytiri: I am Neytiri of the Na'vi. We are a peaceful clan who are at one with nature.
Jake Smelly: Clearly.
Neytiri: These are my people. We live under the tree of souls with our clan leader, our spiritual leader...
Grover: Ahh!
Neytiri: ...and our music leader.
Neytiri: Everyone's a critic.
Jake Smelly: Why did you bring me back?
Parker Selfridge: To remind you, your mission is help us obtain this precious mineral known as Stupidnamium.
Jake Smelly: Stupidnamium? What moron came up with that?
Neytiri: In order to fly, you must join with the banshee that chooses you.
Jake Smelly: How will I know which one chooses me?
Neytiri: It will try and kill you.
Banshee: [Yelps]
Jake Smelly: I got him when he wasn't looking.
Neytiri: That's not exactly what I meant, but the job is done.
Neytiri: Your initiation is finished.
Jake Smelly: Is that ceremonial paint?
Neytiri: No. It's banshee poo. It's all over the place, and we don't know what to do with it.
Jake Smelly: I- I must confess something Neytiri. This body is just my avatar.
Neytiri: Where is your real body?
Jake Smelly: Safely protected in the transpod.
Jake Smelly: Everyone, listen. I know I've been here for 3 months and probably should have mentioned this earlier, but the sky people want to destroy your- [laser shoots structure] tree. Guess I should have put that on top of the list.
Miles Quartich: Step aside, Smelly. You had your chance.
Jake Smelly: Is that your latest military robot, Quartich?
Miles Quartich: No. It's a Blue-tendo actually. Got it for my birthday.
Jake Smelly: Uhh!
Human Jake: [Moans and hugs Na'vi Jake Smelly]
Miles Quartich: Hello, Kitty.
Neytiri: [Hisses]
Miles Quartich: You can hiss all you want, but I'm protected inside this robotic suit.
Neytiri: What?
Miles Quartich: [Opens door] I said-
Miles Quartich: Oh. I see what happened.
Neytiri: Jake!
Human Jake: ICU.
Neytiri: I see you.
Human Jake: No. Get me to the ICU.
Neytiri: Oh. Uh, of course.
Papa Smurf: You saved us, Jake Smelly, and as a thank you we will make you our king.
[Scene ends with Keyboard Cat playing a song]
Tom Smelly: Ah-- [Splat]
Miles Quartich: So instead we're going with his brother, Jake Smelly.
Dr. Grace Augustine: Is that the best the military can do?
Miles Quartich: Well, we were gonna send the A-Team, but they wouldn't fit in the pod.
{A-Team Grunting}
B.A. Baracus: Oh, I pity the pod.
Dr. Grace: Uhh, better send Smelly.
Miles Quartich: Man your pod, Smelly, and good luck.
Jake Smelly [With Australian accent]: Wow, I look just like the Na'vi. Dr. Grace how did you duplicate them so perfect--
Dr. Grace [as an M&M]: What? It took a few tries to get it right, ok? Luckily everything on this planet is- {Gasps} [pointing at creature] Blue! Run Jake!
Blue: [Roars]
Dr. Grace: [Farts] Uhh. I think I just crapped in my shell.
Neytiri: [punches Blue with a stick, Grunting]
Blue: [Squealing]
Jake Smelly: Obviously, you're more of a cat person.
Neytiri: I am Neytiri of the Na'vi. We are a peaceful clan who are at one with nature.
Jake Smelly: Clearly.
Neytiri: These are my people. We live under the tree of souls with our clan leader, our spiritual leader...
Grover: Ahh!
Neytiri: ...and our music leader.
Neytiri: Everyone's a critic.
Jake Smelly: Why did you bring me back?
Parker Selfridge: To remind you, your mission is help us obtain this precious mineral known as Stupidnamium.
Jake Smelly: Stupidnamium? What moron came up with that?
Neytiri: In order to fly, you must join with the banshee that chooses you.
Jake Smelly: How will I know which one chooses me?
Neytiri: It will try and kill you.
Banshee: [Yelps]
Jake Smelly: I got him when he wasn't looking.
Neytiri: That's not exactly what I meant, but the job is done.
Neytiri: Your initiation is finished.
Jake Smelly: Is that ceremonial paint?
Neytiri: No. It's banshee poo. It's all over the place, and we don't know what to do with it.
Jake Smelly: I- I must confess something Neytiri. This body is just my avatar.
Neytiri: Where is your real body?
Jake Smelly: Safely protected in the transpod.
Jake Smelly: Everyone, listen. I know I've been here for 3 months and probably should have mentioned this earlier, but the sky people want to destroy your- [laser shoots structure] tree. Guess I should have put that on top of the list.
Miles Quartich: Step aside, Smelly. You had your chance.
Jake Smelly: Is that your latest military robot, Quartich?
Miles Quartich: No. It's a Blue-tendo actually. Got it for my birthday.
Jake Smelly: Uhh!
Human Jake: [Moans and hugs Na'vi Jake Smelly]
Miles Quartich: Hello, Kitty.
Neytiri: [Hisses]
Miles Quartich: You can hiss all you want, but I'm protected inside this robotic suit.
Neytiri: What?
Miles Quartich: [Opens door] I said-
Miles Quartich: Oh. I see what happened.
Neytiri: Jake!
Human Jake: ICU.
Neytiri: I see you.
Human Jake: No. Get me to the ICU.
Neytiri: Oh. Uh, of course.
Papa Smurf: You saved us, Jake Smelly, and as a thank you we will make you our king.
[Scene ends with Keyboard Cat playing a song]