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Letra : Like Christmas

Girl, I don't give a f**k about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
Girl, I wanna eat that a** like Christmas

Whole party f**ked up on gingerbread
I don't give a f**k what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that a** like Christmas


A** like Christmas
Getting turnt at the North Pole

Santa and the elves
Snorting hot cocoa
All the reindeer high as f**k
In the stable

Got Mrs. Claus laying down
Naked on the table
Slamming body shots

With a bit of luck
You could be a pimp like me
But pro'lly not

Dudes are playing, throwing shade
Yeah, they hating 'cause my d**k's
A lubricated super saiyan
F**k a b*t*h like kamehameha
And y'all can suck my dragon balls

Focus up before I stuff
Your gullet full of Adderall
Spraying on her face like a water spout
She calls me Red Ryder
When I shoot her f**king eye out
Baby J born today
And this is how the story goes
Three wise men: Mike, Brandon, and Saverio
Went into the nativity
To circle j*rk the virgin
Jesus calls us motherf**kers and we say

That's for certain

Get ourselves a room at the Holiday Inn
Make my sugar plums
Dance on your chin

Tapping a** is my career
And I'm here on business
So I'mma eat that a** like Christmas


Girl, I don't give a f**k about the
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that a** like Christmas
Whole party f**ked up on gingerbread
Man, I don't give a f**k what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that a** like Christmas


A** like Christmas
B*t*h please!
I'm hotter than an overcoat

Santa's coming down the chimney
But I'm c*mming down your throat

She a BJ queen
Got A+ handy game

Sticky sweet pu**y
So I gave that b*t*h a candy cane
Look it up on Urban Dictionary
With all the sh*t that's falling out my mouth
I'm sick with lyrical dysentery

I know how to tickle a clit
With military precision
By d**k is buried in b*t*hes
In missionary position

Oh f**k, this b*t*h is calling me
She told me to come over
For some holiday sodomy
Pardon me, I don't wanna be rude
But I ain't swapping bodily fluids
With a thottie like you
You gotta be joshing me
Oh, you ain't?
Here's my early apology
Girl, you look like the jackpot
Of the b***erface lottery
Ugly as f**k

But hey, she's got big t**s

F**k it!
I'mma eat that a** like Christmas


Girl, I don't give a f**k about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that a** like Christmas

Whole party f**ked up on gingerbread
Man, I don't give a f**k what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that a** like Christmas


Whisper in my ear
Tell me that you been naughty
White Christmas on your face
Like Bing Crosby
Like, what the f**k you think this is, b*t*h?
I'mma eat that a** like Christmas

She drunk off eggnog
Hunting for a d**k to blow
Got my pubes feeling like mistletoe
So I whip it out
Tell her she can kiss this
Then I'mma eat that a** like Christmas

I met this jewish girl named Veronica
Told her she could
Blow my d**k like a harmonica
I'm on the bed getting head
Like a yarmulke
Then I'mma eat that a** like Hanukkah

Dad, what the f**k?
We're trying to be rappers!

Oh f**k, is it on?

I don't give a f**k about
Presents underneath the tree
None of those gifts mean sh*t to me
But you know what's on my wish list?
I wanna eat that a** like Christmas
Whole party f**ked up on gingerbread
I don't give a f**k what Santa said
I do it cause that sh*t's lit
So I'mma eat that a** like Christmas