Correction Lyrics PLASTIC/TAPE 4 by Underscores

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Yesterday the local flowers were barely open, but with the sunny skies this morning they're open and happy to share some smiles with us. We got a bright sunshiny day kicking off in the morning hours into the afternoon with light clouds rolling in as we approach dinner hour-

Ugh, at this hour?

Let's take a look at the charts. We have temperatures at 6 degrees up in Claireheights, traveling down into the south we start to see double that at 12 degrees for both Claireville and Clairecenter

Oh, another gift?

Current wind speed in the area is sitting at a smooth 6.6kmh

Who the f**k is Larry?

--heading west, expect some nice cloudy scenery while you folks cool off in the evening. For most people daytime high today will be sitting at 12 degrees, tomorrow, expect to see an increase in cloud count as the vacuum carries us down towards a gentle 6 degree peak. Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, and all the rest, this week is looking like another beautiful 7 days. This is Jill Taylor with the weather, and remember Claire, don't open that package!

Huh?

Hello
F**k
Come on

*throat clear* WEW *throat clear* *short throat clear* *shorter throat clear* *shorter throat clear* *throat clear* *reverse throat clear* WE FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU-FU AH-AH WE F**KING LOVE YOU TO DEAAAAAAAAAAATH BUP DEATH
W-WE W- W-WE-W w w w w w WE F**KING LOVE YOU TO DEUHLILUIOIUI DEAAADEAAADEAA FUFUF**KING LOVE YOU TO DEAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa WE WE
(We f**king love you) WE VI
(We f**king love you t-)
(We f**king love you) Stay back
WE F**KING LOVE YOU TO
D D D D D D

Honey, I'm home!

*applause*

Oh, what else is on?!

Don't! Open! That! Package!

Give it up for your host, Pete Bradburn
*applause*

And welcome back everybody to "Don't Open That Package". I'm your host, Pete Bradburn and I’m here with Claire who’s about to spin the Wheel of Fate. How are you feeling?

I’m good. You know, tending to my collection

*applause*

How are the kids, Pete?

Good, good. Their gums are a little sore, but they’ll get over it. Didn’t we all?

*laughter*

Well, Claire, are you ready to spin the Wheel of Fate?

Ready as I’ll ever be!
*collective gasp*

And who would’ve guessed, we have a winner! Claire will NOT be opening the package today, but she WILL be going home with some shiny new ribbons!

*applause*

Oh my God!

This is the... sixth time Claire has won 'Don't Open That Package'. We'll be back after commercial

This Saturday night, don't forget to watch 'The Godfather's Dentist'

I'm the Godfather and this is my dentist

Canada's best Italian teeth grinding celebrity show

We got a big shipment comin' in tomorrow!

Oh no, I forgot the boxes!

This season, featuring American white rapper, Staple God

You and I both know that we were supposed to get those teeth to the boss guy ages ago, alright?

I'm trying my best, you don't understand!

You know what happens when you mess with the big boss

And if you don't hold up your side of the deal... there's gonna be trouble for both of us

While Luigi is all smiles, Staple God is in the hot seat from the big boss

If he doesn't get those molars to me by the end of the night, he knows what happens

And if any near under quota when they go to weigh it in, you know what happens

Eh, but my spin drill machine, it-a broke-a!

Look! I'm tired of the excuses man

Will he get his spin drill in gear? Or will the big boss be sending him down the root ca*** to failure?

Think I'm gonna add him to the list and send him down the root ca*** to FAILURE. Youse thinks you a tough guy?

I ne-

Do you know how much money you owe me?

N-n-n, well...

I'm the boss!

W- ah-

Is there anything you can do? You, you go-, you gotta do something if you wanna keep this position

Uh, we-

Do something for me, what can you do?

Uh, I ca- I can beatbox. Wanna hear me beatbox?
BUHbzhhbububutssBOoTSSpHH

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MmmMmmMmmaAMmAaaaaAaaaAAAAAAAOOoouhhhhhrublubluBLUBLBULBUBLUblubUHHrubrubrubrlubluBULBUBLUBLUBLBULBULBUBLUBLublbubluAOHHHH!
Mm! MM! AY!
CHUBBY SODAAAAAAAAAAAA
CHUBBY SODAAAAAAAAAAAA

-ry! Larry! Larry! (Oh sh*t, there h-)

F**K TAMAGOTCHIS BI-

Oh, you made a-

*laugh*

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I saw God, and the world doesn't revolve around us
There are others. Hundreds, thousands, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, uh, milli-

F**k it. Hm? What the f**k!
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