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Are You Wearing Short Shorts? What The Hell
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Nervous Young Men
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(You were right about the stars, each one is a burning sun) Are you wearing short shorts? What the hell? Don't you realize you look like a creep? I could never take you out in public You are constantly embarra**ing me Take off your space helmet Take off your bathrobe Take off your false mustache Then we can go Are you wearing hulk hands? Jesus Christ Would you stop acting like a child? Take off your slogan-baring t-shirt Not gonna let you just run wild If you're going to San Francisco You should take those flowers Out of your hair Are you wearing moon-shoes? That's so weird Why do you insist on dressing like this? Don't say you're going to drink tea In a field of flowers, because that's so random Because you're so wacky, and I'm sick of your sh*t You're not a rebel You are not cool You're just a fashion novel Don't be a fool In your world John Lennon wrote "Blowing In The Wind" And everyone has hair down to their waist And wears untied rainbow converse sneakers And they smoke weed and make harmless 4-panel jokes to each other And everybody speaks like they have a dictionary shoved up their a** Well I've had it. I'm sick of it The 60's were half a century ago Knock it off already Take off your porcupine hat And Marcho Grouch gla**es Wipe off the mono-brow You drew with your grandma's ashes I am honestly baffled by your short shorts I am honestly baffled by your short shorts I am honestly baffled by your short shorts I am honestly baffled by your short shorts "I Am Honestly Baffled By Your Short Shorts" By Will Barnes
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