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Mr. Bean vs. Charlie Chaplin
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Freshy Kanal
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Rap Battle Charlie Chaplin Vs Mr. Bean Begin! Let me break the silence If you couldn't already tell, it’s the only actor bigger than the industry itself I'm a ladies man, whilst you're a baby man child You’re the face of "stranger danger" with that rapey damn smile You got a lady friend that you sure want to charm a lot But you could never slot your mini in her parking spot The last woman you hit on was the Queen I'll kick you off-set, I'm experienced with flicking beans (Eugh...) My name is... Bean... I made fifteen funny shorts in under five years... ...And I was more successful than your half a century-long career Oh, dear! You're silent 'cause technology wouldn't let you speak yet I didn't talk 'cause I didn’t need to, to have the whole world get me I made my comedy speak for itself like Teddy The Tramp struggled to keep a Lady; jeez! Cranking through wedding rings like gears on a machine The FBI would see you flee, ’cause you liked them early in the bed Right, would it have hurt to have tried a turkey on your head instead? Oh? It's still my rap? Well then, Chap, I must ask: Why would you go through all that effort to make fun of Hitler and then look in the mirror at your get-up thinking "Uh, I’ll keep the mustache"
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