CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Mr. Bean vs. Charlie Chaplin

Rap Battle
Charlie Chaplin
Vs
Mr. Bean
Begin!

Let me break the silence
If you couldn't already tell, it’s the only actor bigger than the industry itself
I'm a ladies man, whilst you're a baby man child
You’re the face of "stranger danger" with that rapey damn smile
You got a lady friend that you sure want to charm a lot
But you could never slot your mini in her parking spot
The last woman you hit on was the Queen
I'll kick you off-set, I'm experienced with flicking beans

(Eugh...) My name is... Bean...
I made fifteen funny shorts in under five years...
...And I was more successful than your half a century-long career
Oh, dear! You're silent 'cause technology wouldn't let you speak yet
I didn't talk 'cause I didn’t need to, to have the whole world get me
I made my comedy speak for itself like Teddy
The Tramp struggled to keep a Lady; jeez!
Cranking through wedding rings like gears on a machine
The FBI would see you flee, ’cause you liked them early in the bed
Right, would it have hurt to have tried a turkey on your head instead?
Oh? It's still my rap? Well then, Chap, I must ask:
Why would you go through all that effort to make fun of Hitler and then look in the mirror at your get-up thinking
"Uh, I’ll keep the mustache"