WEASEL: Anyway, uh, this goes out to B-Face. And it goes like this... Just like this
Joanie and Johnny sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G
First comes love, then comes marriage
Then comes Johnny in a baby carriage
Suckin' his thumb, wettin' his pants
Then he does the naked hula dance
Oh yeah
Let's go to Milwaukee
Say hi to Mr. C
Fonzie, Potsie, RIchie too
Ralph's at Arnold's sniffing glue
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny
Joanie and Johnny kiss
Chachi is getting p*ssed
These aren't very happy days
'Cause nobody's getting laid
Joanie, Joanie loves Johnny