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Prepare to be Probed
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Attention earthlings, this is a public service announcement, we have come to administer your age required examination, prepare to be probed I wouldn't call myself a terrestrial I'm a little extra though Nonetheless, a professional I keep a colonoscopy conventional I wanna let you know Colon cancer is preventable So keep your cheeks protected, bro But did I come in peace? I gotta answer no Like ET if he never had a phone And there wasn't anybody who could send him home So the alien became an animal And went to war with Russia - it's getting cold I don't mean to press, but I'm meant to probe If you get uncomfortable, U F right O Ever been abducted? Better check below 'Cause if you already have, then I bet you'll know An event horizon is pa**able It doesn't matter how black the hole If you interpret that to sound sexual I got a special "package" - genitals So I need a rundown of gender roles But I'm in the sixty's - so whatever goes Oh, that's digestible Now I'll blast off without any edible I'm a Rocketman, it's an Elton show Then I'm on your head like a whack-a-mole I'll be in my saucer anywhere I go But if you get sucked up - don't be scared at all I'll say: take me to your leader Greetings, pleased to meet you I know today's occasion So I can sing Happy birthday, you're fourty five (it's not my birthday!) It don't feel like a real celebration ('cause it's not) 'Cause you know it's so close to the time (uh?) For your first rectal examination (oh my god!) Now the doctor's in, yes, he's almost in And you know this much 'cause the gloves are thin This invasion is saving the world So bend over and spread the word Just come down from outerspace To take your loved ones out without a trace I'll end their lives in a thousand ways And then get back in my ship and turn around - good day There's an alien invasion And they want to know my location Total a*** annihilation As they dial up the dilation I say: sir, that's rather forward You've made the relationship kind of awkward S'all good, but could you, please Finish up and bloody leave? Jeez, thank you, oh, some folk here Don't seem to know when they're being inappropriate Wait a moment, hmm, oh no It clearly isn't over yet, it's only Just beginning, and I don't know when they're going again They didn't have the decency to phone ahead Look overhead! Did you-did you know we're dead? Happy birthday, you're fourty five It don't feel like a real celebration 'Cause you know it's so close to the time For your first rectal examination Now the doctor's in, yes, he's almost in And you know this much 'cause the gloves are thin This invasion is saving the world So bend over and spread the word
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