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Paddington Vs Ted
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BONUS BATTLE! TED Vs PADDINGTON (Verse 1: Paddington) I'm Paddington, pardon my manners or rather the lack of em Cuz I'll batter MacFarlane's abandon c*m- rag a ton It's tragic, I've never seen a TeD Talk so horny Trying to get his Woody Buzz'd like Sextoy Story You're a Boston talking, profit dropping, plush version of Chucky Your friend got lucky with a girl until you stole her thunder, buddy! And I'm sorry, but why does this mooch spend hours slacking? Had is prime in shooting stardom now he's known as Hasbro's has been! I'd call you washed up, but that odor has power I'm certain that sperm bank was the last time you showered Your biggest creeper started scheming until he came up with a deep plan Until you needed Freeman to help you become a free man! You left the theaters like John after all your tricks Looks like your friend Wahlberg Isn't the only Mark you missed (Verse 2: Ted) Oooh oooh scary, a Peruvian tourist! Got me quaking even harder than your whole damn rain forest! Suck my c*ck you stupid b*t*h, your getting bear-humped! On the clock, I'm screwing chicks, your screwing haircuts! I gotta say we're not the same I'm teaching you the Boston way Your getting marmalade? I'm getting your mama laid! The trail of yours gave you like no chance of winning! If there was a Law and Order case, it would take less than five minutes! Did you hear? The museum across the town is returning? I'll have Sam call the taxi, for me to see your taxidermy! (Verse 3: Paddington) Your dragging on your rancid plot with all the jokes your cracking! I thought it was my name, but my, you're stuffed with tons of padding! And your broken promises are making Tami-Lynn cry Because you just don't have the balls to be a Family Guy Your gags make me gag, that drawn-out shlock is poppyc*ck Your not a real comedy, clearly your a Comic Con Now, this was sure been fun, but Build-A-Bear will get upset when They find out one of their toys put their best friend on their deathbed (Verse 4: Ted) Shut your trap, stupid orphan Your you know I rake in bank! I don't need 107 ways to say I make it rain! Your names a train station but my flow will drown you On this track dawg Yeah, Paddington's a great name, for a f**king tampon! Your fame is long gone, this will be your swan song! This d**khead must be on pot, a walking, talking, shlong bong! I stay dope, harvesting farms like it's no trouble! Cuz I've been smoking trees since trees were smoking your uncle! Thought your family forgot you, oh, the look on your face! Like who'd ya think they are, the whole world after three days? Im no hooker on the floor, put I'm putting Brown down Now I gotta work the register, good thing I left ya cashed out You b*st*rd!
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