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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!
JACQUES COUSTEAU!
VS!
STEVE IRWIN!
BEGIN!

[Jacques Cousteau]
Jacques Cousteau, here to spit flow
Invented SCUBA, captained the Calypso
Palme d'Or winning documenter of the ocean
Ready to battle a desperate, sweaty showman
You're chunky and soft, you get on my nerves
You're the only manatee I don't want to conserve
My Life Aquatic was adventure and beauty
I'm so cool, Bill Murray played me in the movie
I have Oscars! You're in Doctor Dolittle 2
So run back home to your daddy's zoo
And just to be clear, ‘cause I'm no veterinarian:
Were you killed by a fish kids pet at the aquarium?

[Steve Irwin]
Holy smokes, what a place to go!
You'd need a submarine for a blow that low (Awhh!)
You'd better run! You'd better take cover!
'Cause crikey, I'm going from croc to Jacques hunter!
Have a look at this salty fella:
His face looks like it's made of pure leather!
Look out! He's got the body of a naked mole rat
He's cranky ‘cause he has to wear a Papa Smurf hat
I'm a wild man, you're a subdued sub dude
The only crocs you could handle are some slip-on shoes
Crikey! You're such a boring guy
You could make a whole show about the ocean dry
But with the sheilas you sure had fun
Your mistress was as young as your first-born son
You never shoulda stepped to the wildlife defender
Now embrace your French nature and quietly surrender

[Jacques Cousteau]
Talk about sons, better watch what you say now
You almost turned yours into Outback Mistake House!

[Steve Irwin]
Would you rather talk about your brother? Ooh boy
Nazi! Nazi! Nazi! Oy yoy yoy!

[Jacques Cousteau]
Enough of your antics and madness!
Contain yourself, like my underwater breathing apparatus
You're a joke of a bloke in a tacky khaki romper
Go grope a nope rope, Crocodile Humper
There's a type of snail, recently discovered
And named after you — I'll eat them with butter!
Hey Skippy The Bush-League Kangaroo
Hold the dee, I'm Crocodile Dun with you!

[Steve Irwin]
Where ya goin', fella? Hang on a minute
Like a Joey in a pouch, this ain't quite finished
Take a look how destructive your old films are
Silent World? More like Silent Worldstar!
If you wanna count fish, please take the reef tour
Don't go throwin' C-4 on the seafloor
I'm the gold medal rhymer on the podium
Cleanin' you up like a Jacques Custodian (Wooo!)
I'm Mother Nature's greatest conservationist
When I rock the mic, I'm danger! Danger! Dangerous!
So go back down under with your crew
I just blew through you like a didgeridoo

WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EEEEEEEEEEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!

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