Lyrics : The Internet Has Ruined Me*

My keyboard's like my heart
It shines an RGB, and it's full of blood
I don't know what is wrong with me
But I'm scared, p*ssed off and lonely
I have trouble speaking with women
Unless they're 2D or high definition
I spent all my time on social media
That's the state that I'm in

My Twitter feed's like my brain
I have it on dark mode
Memorise everything she says
So I can use it to get her password
She's beauty, she's great
She has a profile picture of an anime girl's face
To try and get more sponsors
Try and get more sponsors