CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : The Royal Nonesuch
She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
Whoever you are
Wherever you've been
You've come this far
Well, come on in
See the Nonesuch
Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
I get up early
I stay up late
I've seen it bеfore, but I still can't wait
To see the Nonesuch
Nonеsuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
Because the Nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature, no ladies will be permitted - but the education of no man or boy is complete until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle!
Believe you me
It's the best of the best
I know what I'm saying
I've seen the rest!
The Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
It'll strike you blind with a heave and a sigh
But come up close enough to risk one eye
For the Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here
And lips like the bud of a rose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here
And lips like the bud of a rose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
Then you're better off lookin' up her nose
Only fifty cents, the one-half part of a dollar! Servants, ten cents!
I've been to Natchez
And to New Orleans
But this beats anything I've ever seen
The Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
I've seen your money
I can see your face
Now come on in and take your place
For the Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no man
And it don't wear very many clothes
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
(as a round)
Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no...
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to...
She's got one big breast in the middle of her...
So says I
If you look her in the eye
Then you're better off lookin' up her nose
Then you're better off lookin' up her nose
Then you're better off lookin' up her
One big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
And an eye in the middle of her nose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
Whoever you are
Wherever you've been
You've come this far
Well, come on in
See the Nonesuch
Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
I get up early
I stay up late
I've seen it bеfore, but I still can't wait
To see the Nonesuch
Nonеsuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
She's got one big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
Because the Nonesuch will be exhibited in a state of nature, no ladies will be permitted - but the education of no man or boy is complete until he has witnessed this shocking spectacle!
Believe you me
It's the best of the best
I know what I'm saying
I've seen the rest!
The Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
It'll strike you blind with a heave and a sigh
But come up close enough to risk one eye
For the Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here
And lips like the bud of a rose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to here
And lips like the bud of a rose
So says I
If you look her in the eye
Then you're better off lookin' up her nose
Only fifty cents, the one-half part of a dollar! Servants, ten cents!
I've been to Natchez
And to New Orleans
But this beats anything I've ever seen
The Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
I've seen your money
I can see your face
Now come on in and take your place
For the Nonesuch
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
"Nonesuch!"
Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no man
And it don't wear very many clothes
So says I
If you look her in the eye
You're better off lookin' up her nose
(as a round)
Well, it ain't no woman and it ain't no...
She's got hound dog ears that hang down to...
She's got one big breast in the middle of her...
So says I
If you look her in the eye
Then you're better off lookin' up her nose
Then you're better off lookin' up her nose
Then you're better off lookin' up her
One big breast in the middle of her chest
And an eye in the middle of her nose
