Lyrics Genshin Impact Waifus by Ugly Bastard

Yo... it's UB
No one can even touch me man
No literally, they can't touch me cause of COVID
But anyway...
Here's a dope track i've been working on, yeah

So i've been playing Genshin Impact
And I notice Mona and Lisa got the fattest of ass
The kind of magic that makes you spend all your time (all your dimes)
Yeah, yeah yeah

Thinking about it, it might not be healthy
All these bards are lookin so Celty
Last night, ya know they came up and felt me
Harem MCs can't even outsell me!
Looking like a snack: i'll call you Paimon
Not emergency food, but i'll eat you pie, mom (what the f**k?)
Ara ara vibes up in here
I'll make perfume while Kaeya sneers (magnificent b*st*rd)

Please help me cause i've been playing this game a lot
But I still got more bars.... than a doujin c*ck
So many anime rappers, I can't keep count (can only count to 69)
If Rev Says joins the game
He should call himself: Lil Clown (still stand for jizz!)

Wishes upon a star, I might not be a star yet
But if I save up, then i'm gonna buy a-f**kin-hegao car
It's gonna have Venti on it, cause I wanna bend he on it
Gonna spend every wish I have to make sure that I got Venti on this PARTY
Yeah, these chicks are lookin snarky
Love their feet, it's an art, see
Trying my best to rap really fast, but you already know that I suck, see
You're gangsta till Ugly b*st*rd raps
All the boys wanna go and fap to....
GENSHIN IMPACT

Genshin Impact..
Fattest of ass..
All your time...

Genshin Impact..
Fattest of ass..
All your time...
(all your dimes)

So i've been playing Genshin Impact
And I notice Mona and Lisa got the fattest of ass
The kind of magic that makes you spend all your time (all your dimes)
Yeah, yeah yeah

Waiting on that Venti banner, so I can use my primo on it
(ain't talking about pizza though)
And no, I ain't using real money
Cause I ain't a simp (unless Mori is involved...)

Yeah, i'm thiccer than a snicker, this game ain't helping
Can't stop now 'till the feet that i'm smelling (shoutout Kats Productions)
I don't even know, does Paimon have feet? (nah, she only floats)
Whatever, I don't give a hoot
To smell Diluc's boots, you don't know what i'd do
Yeah, enough!
Now Paimon leave before you say: "It'S sTucK"

So i've been playing Genshin Impact
And I notice Mona and Lisa got the fattest of ass
The kind of magic that makes you spend all your time...
Yeah, yeah yeah

Yeah, i've been playing Genshin Impact
And I notice Hu Tao is so cute and so flat, oh
The kind of magic that makes you spend all your time (all your dimes)
Yeah, yeah yeah

I'm just waiting on that banner... (banner)
Where the F has my resin gone? (resin gone)

....b*t*h