CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : Taylor Swift Monologue Song
(Spoken Intro)
Thank you, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. It's great to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. I have wanted to host this show ever since I was a little kid. I stayed up past my bedtime to watch Bill Hader, Andy Samberg
Being here is incredible. I'm excited and I'm nervous and y'know, whenever I'm feeling strong emotions about something like this, I usually write a song about it. So this is what I came up with. It's called "Monologue Song." In parentheses, "La La La."
(Song)
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la
La la la
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
La la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, the guy that broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
Hey Joe, I'm doin' real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna write about that in my monologue
La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha la la la
Thank you, thank you. Oh, thank you so much. It's great to be here hosting Saturday Night Live. I have wanted to host this show ever since I was a little kid. I stayed up past my bedtime to watch Bill Hader, Andy Samberg
Being here is incredible. I'm excited and I'm nervous and y'know, whenever I'm feeling strong emotions about something like this, I usually write a song about it. So this is what I came up with. It's called "Monologue Song." In parentheses, "La La La."
(Song)
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la
La la la
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
La la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, the guy that broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
Hey Joe, I'm doin' real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna write about that in my monologue
La la la
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha la la la
