Like those marvelous plays
Full of quick slamming doors
It's a comedy
Love's a comedy
You love him
You love her
As for them, they love us
Not a damn
Love's a comedy
Some small remnant of hope still resides in you
She comes in and curls up and confides in you
And they both did last night what you've wanted for years
And the door goes "slam"
What comedy
The comedy
Of Love
Comes the end of the play
And true love wins the day
It's a comedy
Love's a comedy
And you laugh as you realize
The funniest moment is now
What a comedy
You'd have plucked down the sky
But she never asked
No, it's door slam, goodbye
And you stand unmasked
But when they see your tears
How the audience cheers
So you take a bow
What comedy
The comedy
Of love