CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : The Rules Of Life

Go to Cawthorpe
Even if you're stupid
Conjugate verbs til your cortex bleeds
Do some service
Maybe [?]
Things like that will round out your SATs

These are the rules of life
And we must comply
If we wanna be
Written up in history
These are the rules of life
And we must abide
If we wanna be
Everything we're meant to be
In life

These are simply the rules of life

Work at Berkshire
Slowly move your way up
Federal Ex, don't come overnight for free
Find a partner
Someone to share your life with
Someone to soothe you when you catch a dread disease