No doubt hockey players descended from baboons
Goin' by the behavior of those goons
Okay I'll admit that the violence was slightly excessive
But the roar of the crowd was awfully impressive
I've never seen you look so alive before
The rush of the game made my spirits soar
My brain was working in rapturous elation
Trying to figure out hockey
The equation
Hockey, the equation?
Hockey, the equation
Hockey, the equation
The math doesn't make much sense
I'm shocked, to hear such utter nonsense
Dad, please, I'm just trying to have fun
I'm not joining the army, I'm not hurting anyone