CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Love Is A Scam

One, two, three, four

Yeah

I don’t wanna be your doormat
I don’t wanna be
No plastic blow-up doll
I don’t want to be like my Aunt Lucy
I am so disgusted with it all

Yeah, love is a scam
And I don’t really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam

I don’t wanna clip your toenails
I don’t wanna smell your stinkin' funky feet
I’m so sick of falling in the…
Fill up the alabaster sink

Yeah, oh yeah, love is a scam
And I don’t really give a damn
Oh yeah, love is a scam

I don’t wanna kiss you with morning breath
I don’t wanna treat you with tenderness
I don’t wanna see you when you’re undressed
I don’t wanna feel like a stewardess anymore