CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : Freak

Met a midget he was shorter than Elroy Jetson
If you could see him it would blow your mind
He smelled a little like a kennel that you keep your pets in
Because he didn’t bathe for eight weeks at a time

But he was my friend
I liked him, I really liked him
Something about him was cool
He was okay
I think that you would like him
He’s an awful lot like you

I met drag queen
In a harlot hobo hellhole
She looked like a little bit like Gilda in a dress
He wore a teddy with a nice big plunging nеckline
So everyonе could see
Her big fat hairy chest

(Oh yeah, but) She was my friend
I liked her, I really liked her
Something about her was cool
She was okay
I think that you would like her
She’s an awful lot like you