Mom and Dad went to a show
They dropped me off at grandpa Joe's
I said "Oh god, oh please, don't go!"
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Had to eat my dinner there
Mashed potatoes and stuff like that
I couldn't chew my meat too good
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home
Grandma, take me home