CORRECT LYRICS
Lyrics : NFTs
(Spoken Intro)
Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today
Well, Professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists
Do we have time for one more question?
Hey, I don't have anywhere to be
All right, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the U.S. Treasury Secretary is right next to us. Uh, yes, you, young man?
(Musical intro)
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Okay, so what is your question?
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Yeah, I heard you the first time
(Verse 1)
Now what the hell's an NFT?
Apparently, cryptocurrency
Everyone's makin' so much money
Now please explain what's an NFT
I said what the hell's an NFT?
It's like real-life Monopoly
Everyone is doin' it like Gronkowski
Can you please help me make an NFT?
(Spoken)
Son, I didn't understand a word you just said
Thanks!
That is not a compliment
Huh, I disagree
I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently
Excuse me. I can break it down for you
Excuse me, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?
No, but I do have pills if you need some. The thing about NFTs is
(Verse 2)
Non-fungibles
GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables
Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable
Digital images
Of Digimon doin' scrimmages
Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch
Dictionary
With a pic of Fat Jerry
I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars
And now I can buy me a GIF
Of Peter Griff-
In crossin' up all-star ballers
Who are taller
Look at these
If you please
Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese
Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter
Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner
Hey, here's a Thanos that twerks
For 24 million, it could be yours
And the prices go up and down, you see
So that explains an NFT
(Spoken)
Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?
Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this:
(Verse 3)
Hey, here's the thing about NFTs
It's a non-fungible token, you see
"Non-fungible" means that it's unique
There can only be one, like you and me
NFTs are insane
Built on a blockchain
A digital ledger of transactions
It records information on what's happenin'
When it's minted, you can sell it as art
And this concludes my rappin' part
Motherf-----
(Spoken)
Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you
You're welcome
I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come
Aw hell yeah. No doubt
Great
(Outro)
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Nerds!
Wow, Secretary Yellen, it was an honor to have you with us today
Well, Professor, it was my pleasure to speak to aspiring economists
Do we have time for one more question?
Hey, I don't have anywhere to be
All right, anyone have a question? Come on guys, the U.S. Treasury Secretary is right next to us. Uh, yes, you, young man?
(Musical intro)
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Okay, so what is your question?
Two Silicon boys were talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Talkin' outside
Yeah, I heard you the first time
(Verse 1)
Now what the hell's an NFT?
Apparently, cryptocurrency
Everyone's makin' so much money
Now please explain what's an NFT
I said what the hell's an NFT?
It's like real-life Monopoly
Everyone is doin' it like Gronkowski
Can you please help me make an NFT?
(Spoken)
Son, I didn't understand a word you just said
Thanks!
That is not a compliment
Huh, I disagree
I actually see what you're saying, young man. Um, we are aware of NFTs, and there are currently
Excuse me. I can break it down for you
Excuse me, are you Morpheus from the Matrix film series?
No, but I do have pills if you need some. The thing about NFTs is
(Verse 2)
Non-fungibles
GIFs of Ron Funches eating Lunchables
Or pics of Colin Jost's face, very punchable
Digital images
Of Digimon doin' scrimmages
Or a pic of a nun with a Nintendo Switch
Dictionary
With a pic of Fat Jerry
I made it last night and now I got three thousand dollars
And now I can buy me a GIF
Of Peter Griff-
In crossin' up all-star ballers
Who are taller
Look at these
If you please
Supreme Court Justice Chuck E. Cheese
Bam Margera in a Mini Coop with Master Splinter
Amy Klobuchar and Adam Driver having dinner
Hey, here's a Thanos that twerks
For 24 million, it could be yours
And the prices go up and down, you see
So that explains an NFT
(Spoken)
Okay, well, that was just a list of complete nonsense, but you're not totally wrong. Can anyone here expound on that a bit more eloquently? Anyone? What about you, man with the mop?
Who, me? Well, I wasn't really payin' attention, but if I had to explain NFTs, I'd probably say this:
(Verse 3)
Hey, here's the thing about NFTs
It's a non-fungible token, you see
"Non-fungible" means that it's unique
There can only be one, like you and me
NFTs are insane
Built on a blockchain
A digital ledger of transactions
It records information on what's happenin'
When it's minted, you can sell it as art
And this concludes my rappin' part
Motherf-----
(Spoken)
Wow, that's pretty much what I would've said, so thank you
You're welcome
I don't know if this is too forward, but I actually have tickets for UFC 260 if you guys wanna come
Aw hell yeah. No doubt
Great
(Outro)
Na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na
Na na na na na
Nerds!
