CORRECT LYRICS

Lyrics : I Punched Keanu Reeves

Hello, hello, hello
Hello

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets but he couldn't duck me

I'm feelin' so refreshed
The new sheriff's in town
Check the b***on on my vest
It's Keanu with a bruise around the oculus
Now I'm just cruisin' the metropolis
In my prime, like Optimus
Everything is half-full
I'm an optimist, haven't done ish
Yet I feel accomplished
Best pugilist, blessed with an iron fist
Strong enough to survive the apocalypse
Any summit I could be on
Any Point Break, I could surf with my gi on
Take any fighter, any cla**
I'mma put you on your a**
Then, I'll pee on you peons
For eons and eons and eons
And eons, etcetera
Not a tall fellow but nobody can measure up
And if you wanna feel similar to this
All I had to do was cold-clock an icon of cinema
Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

What an excellent adventure
I wouldn't be surprised if Keanu's wearing dentures
I've got a high five that can make a man die
I should be with the Justice League and the Avengers
Taking out contenders with glee
Carefree, and as happy as can be, low-key
Cause the only thing better than punching Keanu Reeves
Is the fact that his girl chose me
I bet you didn't think this was a love song
But the reason I'm at my pinnacle right now
Is I hit him in the eye then I became her guy
And her love has me feeling invincible, no doubt (Oh)
Get it? So I don't think I'll ever jet it
Plus, he was a j*rk, so I really don't regret it
I'll celebrate that day from now to forever
Or at least 'til the end of the credits, credits
Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I hit John Wick
And now I'm feeling so appealing
Basically, I'm a god
You could call me Hercules

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets but he couldn't duck me

Best believe I punched Keanu Reeves
And it was better than any scene you could see in Speed
I'm tellin' you, for real
I punched Neo
He could duck bullets but he couldn't duck
Me