Lyrics Kanye West Is A Bitch by Eminem

(Kanye stop being a b*t*h like you think your bada** but ur a sped) A
Kanye! Put on something creative
Kanye, you're so f**king DIRTY, hehehe
Oh boy
Is there any way that I can put a melody over this
No
Yeah! I am the melody
Yuh
Hate me, n***a hate me
You a dummy funny lady
I'll name you Katie
Talking sh*t, you like a baby
I cannot understand
I keep that commie tommy gun under my pants
In my hands
Make you dance
F**k a no melody
I am the melody
Kill the beat Marrick and I catching felonies
I am not listening to what you're telling mе
I am not buying the sh*t that you're selling mе
I'm in the cut with Sir Duey he dirty
I'm making this art til I'm well over thirty
Or forty, you buying that clout get aborted
You n***as unworthy of being awarded
For anything other than being recorded
As some of the worst n***as labeled important
Go put some more in
You like a moron i ain't talking foreign
But n***a I'm touring
Keep up the pouring
That poison yo organs
I'll keep putting powder front of my forehead
Popping them pills
'Till these artists there's more dead
Ain't snorting nothing but smarties and warheads
I'm sick of you n***as
I'm sick of you b*t*hes
Go say what you want about me and my riches
You faking statistics
These n***as be leaving they lipstick
On top of my d**k tip
Pu**y I whiff it from miles away
I will never work with n***as that do sh*t
For clout 'cause they dry like a pile of hay
Ain't nothing new n***a
Ain't sh*t to do withcha
I'm pushing sh*t like Van Gogh or Kanye
In the van go from LA to The Bay and then back
'Cause I'm very much missing my bae
Hair on my d**k and my face and i shave it with mace and erase it
Flow into the drain
Ain't came here to play
What you wan say?
One of these days
Imma blow up like Hiroshima
So sir i don't buy no plays
I don't even care if you listen
You sh*tting or p*ssing
You ain't missing nothing important
B*t*h it's a blessing
That through all the stressing
I get to take
What i imagine and form it
You an informant
As in you know about me
You informing the people
You scorn it
Aren't you bored yet?
To get that clout all these fakers will forge it
I am so pure and so gorgeous
I'm sick of you n***as
I'm sick of you w****s
Pimples in all of your pores
Walk on all fours
Can't open doors
Where are my thumbs?
I am too dumb
I'm sick of you n***as
I'm sick of you b*t*hes
Go say what you want about me and my riches
I'm swimming in ditches
I'm dipping through gullies
I keep an eye open like Mike who with Sully
I'm b*t*hin'
I'm b*t*hin' n***as in the kitchen whippin'
I'mma grip a stick and I'mma stir slowly
N***as be wishing the worst for me
I'mma do me I'm my own homie
Don't owe you nothing you don't know me
Ain't wrote for me
I grip a stick I wrote a poem not a rap
I'll be slapping when the money's bottlecaps
Fall out
With n***as that care about
All clout
I'm hanging with Wendigo
We in new york and we sticker the city
I'm hanging with Dillinger spitting it witty
I rap on the track like I diddle her kitty
Fast
I get an o for like fiddy
Gas
No I don't smoke with no biddy
Pa**
Spider gang t**ty committee
A**
Helter skelter
Kill all the beatnicks
Kill all the faggots
And anyone who seek d**ks
Face tats and fake plays, uh
Waste cash and make no moves
I got ba** cracking my plays, uh
Raise dragon live channel number 2
My momma told me sideways
I would have to get outside find my place, uh
My momma shares my migraines
Look too hard at me might get eye pains, uh
Lipstick on my limp d**k
Mommy, I want a skateboard
Mommy, I want to rape w****s
Mommy, where's daddy?
Mommy, what that man came for? (Oh)
I don't like you
I don't appreciate your tone of voice when you talking to me
Up in a tree
I am so free, caw
Who want to breed with me? (ah)
Make more of me
Make more of me
You are my spawn
Look up and feed
I'm in a tree like we KND
Dirty apollo kaka and mazi
Solsa down under he sipping his pee
Hanging a wallaby up in a tree
I'm gonna rap like Eminem this time
Spam
A tin can of some ham
Lamb and damn man
Having a grand slam
Jabbing it
Mad stamina dammit
Can famine and cramming an animal
Into a pan damage the cannibal Hannibal's hands
Bird berry
Walk in my Burberrys
I herd Mary
Edible eating credible medical speaking fellow
My turd scary
Smelling like burnt Mary
A word fairy
How did he learn where'd he intern?
Fern carrying
With a stern stare he'll
Burn holes in your mental
Fennel seed scent
With a rental key to event
I got lots of tea if you spending
Ain't meant to be in your business
I gotta go pay the rent
I'm giving up tree for Lent
I'm beating it 'till it bent
No, no, no, no, no
Stop it
Great great great
A couple people in my
Face face face
No other n***a's
Songs dropping like the ba** ba** ba** do
Thunder blunt keep it a hunnid some it laced laced k-2
At the summit hoe you want it take it
Aye aye aye, fool
Why you running from the nothing in ya heart?
It always catch up
Go and buy some marijuana, I forgot my f**king ketchup
If you step up better have some sh*t to
Say say say, to
Me don't waste my time it isn't real in the first place, fool
I like hairy b*t*hes, uh
I like hairy b*t*hes, uh
B*t*hes with hair, uh
I like hairy b*t*hes, uh
I like hairy b*t*hes, uh
B*t*hes with hair, uh
I'mma do this sh*t 11 hours in advance
Hey Luis do yo dance
Give 8XNE8 back his bands scammer
If he talking sh*t I gotta hit him with the ban hammer, ugh
If you hear this n***a I know that you can't handle
I don't gotta cook a story gripping on a pan handle, ugh
What you talking 'bout? ugh
N***a who is that?
F**k a fake friend
All you pu**y b*t*hes stupid cap
Got it out my system like
My fecal with the sewer rats
Shaka laka zulu, huh
New year 30 new you's
What we should do
Is move the f**k on, huh
Walk through the valley yes I walk through the rain
And the puddles n***a do not get it muddled
All these humans are insane, huh
Half metal Kaiba with a blade runner
Moving like a wave in a cave
Hunter aiming at yo brain
Brain brain brain liquid
I feel like Eddy grip machete
I'm addicted
But not by definition 'cause I kicked it
Flvco needs his beauty sleep
Men have become truly weak (wow)
Why are they abusing me?
Why are they abusing me?
Why are they abusing me? (wow)
Flvco needs his beauty sleep
Flvco needs his beauty sleep
Flvco needs his beauty sleep (wow)
Men have become truly weak
Why are they abusing me?
When I've become truly weak (wow)
(Yuh yuh, nah nah, okay)
Shoutout Cadaver
And for the record
Screaming "Yuh" behind your own vocals is overplayed
Punk a** n***as
I will make your corpse dance
I will make your corpse dance, your corpse dance
I will make your corpse dance, your corpse dance
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
Look both ways
Before you cross the street
(Jumping n***as frogger a logger I'm smoking down a tree)
Rotating blades (vrrm vrrm)
Bring him to his feet
(Staring at you sipping my lager I'm standing down the steet)
Care about my kin I'm a father but do not bow to me
Bow to god
Bow to her pu**y that drippin' on your meat
Why you never holler
Unless you got something else you need
B*t*h I ain't the caller
There's many n***as who be like me
Feel like me feel not free
Huh
"Sand n***a dune coon"
I heard it all before
Up in the schoolyard
B*t*h that hurt my feelings
I will put you in the f**king floor
Yo soda purple, must be sipping on that codiene
My soda yellow
Hydrochloride what a hoe mean
Talking promethazine
I will f**k you and your homies
I'm a w**** n***a, got some balls then show me
Go pee (Psss)
On my face I got no teeth
Water tap on bloody bony finger
Tony!
In New York I sock your cronies if they phony
I'm lonely
My only friends are toy ponies (I'm lonely)
Ayy, shoutout that n***a thraxx, man
Haha, shoutout that n***a thraxx, haha
Yuh
Thraxx
Fendi Prada Gucci on my waist, huh
Then your daughter coochie at my place, huh
Then I slaughter booty like a race, huh
When she gotta poopy, do me face! Yes
That way you can waste less, Hollywood faggot
Shove it up ya a** and then drag it
I'm a hot b*t*h if I drag it
Bag him and tag it ugh
Don't get mad at me I'm a faggot
Walking down sunset
Boulevard I've had it
Bruhmane asking what I'm mad at
All of that fag scat
Pu**y chatter like he clap trap
Nap sack
Full of marijuana and some rap cap
Hate on me all you want
You leave comments on my sh*t
Companies are scared to post me
Prolly ran by half a b*t*h
You keep race a thing we tripping on
But I don't give a damn ugh
Color myself in with sharpie just because I can
Yo choppa kill n***as
Buss until they dead
My choppa heal n***as
Bussin' at they heads
Yo choppa feel bigger
Fill it with some lead
My choppa real hitter
I hide it from the feds
Yo choppa kill n***as
Buss until they dead
My choppa heal n***as
Bussin' at they heads
Yo choppa feel bigger
Fill it with some lead
My choppa real hitter
I hide it from the feds
N***as really need to stop, f**k sittin' with us man
Spider gang sh*t
I'm off a quaalude, right now
Go stupid for dumb little b*t*h with a d**k
Lil tranny goin' 30 I see jay in her lips
Is it gay? Give a sh*t
Lay you out like my fit
Like a piggy in Hawaii
Getting hot up in the pit
Lit a ciggy at the light
And then pa** it like a spliff
I'm dirty a** n***a
Grip her hips at the party
Go stupid, go retarded
Make a scene if you get carded
I'm an artist
Possibly the hardest ever hit a beat
Sorry, got my nut up on yo fitted sheet, n***a
How you been this week?
Tell me while she finish me
I am never industry
Semen like I'm in this meat
Streaming down yo sister cheek
Yo plug got a fist of weed
B*t*h, go use some Listerine
Or maybe some Mr. Clean
'Til yo mouth is blistering
Head lights bright
Hemp wick on my light
In-N-Out Tray Cluch CRMSYN rolling outta sight
Pack the cookies down tight
Then we stop for a bite
Got the fries on my left
Lemonade on my right
Outta sight
Rolling so the pine tree bounce around
Never outta green because we always keep an ounce around
Raw paper packet
Got the tucks and i attack it
Smoking bleached sh*t
You ain't got the sharpest tool to hack it
Put it bluntly
Can't receive a dime and try to front me
Then you shouldn't tell me that you want weed
Tell that f**king c**t leave
Riding too high to keep a downer round
Turning up a pounding sound
Roll and pa** a round a pound
Go stupid for dumb little b*t*h with a d**k
Go stupid for dumb little b*t*h with a d**k
Go stupid for dumb little b*t*h with a d**k
Go stupid for dumb little b*t*h with a d**k
I produced this song
I made this beat
I'm so proud of myself
Shoutout Johnnascus
Johnny boy Johnny boy
Playing with his army toys
Johnny tell his mother
Let him hang out with the brawny boys
Scrawny as he is
He hold his own against the bully
He pull out his hair and yell at them
They aren't fully people
Then they beat the f**k out the kid
'Cause they want to
P*ss on his chucks
If he think he know Kung Fu
Bear that he hug tight
Take it now it's gone too
Off his head
With the bite of his front tooth
B*t*h what you gon' do?
Outta sight
Boutta fight
But he hesitate
Tongue he bite
'Til he tell the bigger fella "Wait it isn't right"
Pulled out his cabella knife
And gut the mother f**ker
Aye you sucker
Tell the others
If they come around this way you getting stuck up
Did I stutter?
Run from Johnny he's crazy
"Mommy, I think johnny has rabies"
Save me
That little boy is shady
Sonnatic wake the f**k up
Sonnatic, wake up Sonnatic
Sonatic, wake up Sonnatic!
Rickety stick hit Cederick Diggory
Wicker man lit you sick of me picket me
Know I been tied up
Finger bobby pin he prick
Back wood lobby suck my d**k
Burn down the hotel like a wick
Wick wick flick Bic
Like I said one million times
I feel lightning fill my spine
Sucking biting when they rhyme
P*ssy face I lick a lime
Kiss my d**k tip you a dime
Keep a quarter in my mind
All times
I don't give one f**k about meeting a n***a
These little a** kids on IG with they pictures
I went to school and I read all my scriptures
Maybe then god will let me into heaven
And I can look down at the pedophile reverends
That burning in hell for not learning they lessons
Steady molesting no biblical sessions
Aye that's the n***a that gave me depression
What's up?
Oh hey, just burning eternally
Oh cool
Wish it was that simple
How to pop a pimple
Squeeze until you bleed
I got momma dimples right up on my cheeks
I am up in the dead of night
Fall in love if you fed him right, yuh
B*t*h I'm up in the dead of night
Rat race, okay
Move your feet if you wit it
Searching backpage, okay
All the cool sh*t got deleted
Got a flat face (Woo)
My Asian b*t*h got a fat waist
All you pu**y n***as are in last place
Shoutout Killtak
Listen Muppy, make this beat sound like garbage mate
Alright?
I just took a whip it in the back of my friend's whip
Whip it if the cops wanna start sh*t we end it
I just popped a LEMON Quaalude I was lended
You just on the Xannies PERC 30 you pretending
I took off her panties work dirty like my collar blue
My dollars blue
N***as paying darkie for a comment and a follow too
Hollow foo
Industry will swallow you
All of you
Where that n***a Yahweh you was callin' too
Nowhere
Nowhere to be found
See you pound on your head
He has to be around, right?
Sound bites
As in wave eats
He don't save fleets
Say please
B*t*h you will obey me n***a
Hey team!
Let's go make a movie should be way clean
Lights camera
D**k under my uzi with a gay beam
Spray cream
Hahaha, yuh, uh
Oh man I'm so gay
Meth head
Lay down on my death bed
Oh yeah!
I love the way it hold me so bad
Oh man!
N***a send the digits if you will not send a f**king location
I'm that n***a usually cool but now I got no patience
Pu**y n***as speaking on me unwisely
Pu**y n***as tweak in they tweets most likely
Would these n***as get on they feet, advise me
I can see you clear off this weed no Visene
I can see you clear off this weed no Visene
I can see you clear off this weed no Visene
I can see you clear off this weed no Visene
I can see you clear off this weed no Visene
I can see you clear off this weed and I'm high g
Dirty n***a take care of your personal hygiene
I can see you
I spy with my little eye
A little man small fry on his inner thigh
Hop a fence
Leave yo grandma behind
I feel something tense
Wrap around and it bind, yuh
Now I know what you're thinking
This song is getting kinda to the end, true
That means some cool sh*t is about to happen
Aye Cubensis, play the beat
Hahaha, this n***a sound hairy
Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh
F**k you n***as talkin' 'bout
B*t*h you hella pu**y
Many kitties flockin' round
In yo city talking loud
I can see you walking out
While I'm rapping
I'm a dog owner
I yell at the cat then
Kick his backend
I know why these n***as yapping
'Cause they mad that I'm attacking
Everything they holding dear
Being racist live in fear
Being hateful Killing queers
Let a Darkie smoke marijuana
While walking trail of tears
B*t*h I rip out my hair I wanna
Put n***as on they rears
You can say what you ponder we kinda
Don't even need you here
Suicide
Commit suicide
Yeah I tried to
Sad turn mad when I figured I was lied to, huh
What the f**k you offer to a n***a like me?
Run that sh*t back to the curb
Off a n***a, we'll see
In the cut
Sew it up dealing st**ches no fee
Straight mixing up this sh*t
Bath water cup of tea
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh
My boys on my back
12 pull up when we shooting for a track, wack
Slide to the crib in the back
Baby a** kid got a bib for the yak
Black
Sky with the break dust
And under it gun they make bust
And under it LA break trust
And under it all they fake us like
Mannequins up in the pike
These Anakin b*t*hes is killing the light
Sike
I'm biking b*t*h go take hike
I ain't yo Darkie and you ain't my type
Yuh
Light fire to gra** get water or rock on it
Ground pound like I taught her to hop on it
Round sound no squares in my circle
One loud round when we pa**ing the purple
No bumming no hits off of Brahman i call that sh*t robbin'
He leave you red like a robin
Birdie hop out of the nest without wearing a vest
On his chest
Already mobbin'
Pull up and you stutter
My face in the neon it making you panic
Manic depressive unless I got blunt in my face
Little boy what you be on what's happening
Faking
Illusions and smoke on reflectors
They never said they protectors
Ugh
Protect us I bet, then wet us
Let us be sheep for the lettuce
Get us
They judge us ain't even met us
I gotta hop on my sh*t right quick
We swimming the current they trying to net us
Curran put bruv on the sh*t right quick
Til spider gang get up