"Morning, Marshall."
"Morning, doc."
"So we're discharging you today, how are you feeling?"
"Anxious."
"Anxiety?"
"Well, anxious to get home, anxious to get back into the world. Nervous."
"Nervous? C'mon, Marshall, you're a big boy now.
Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this. You found a sponsor yet?"
"Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back"
"Well, if you find one, you find one. If you don't, you don't."
"Well, yeah, I mean I godda start going to meetings first and... Wait, what?"
"Well, you don't absolutely have to go to meetings and
it's not like like a requirement that they fit into your shedule,
we know you're a busy person."
"But I thought variety was the most important thing?"
"So what else are you thinking?"
"Um, well, I know I godda start practising the steps,
and I mean learning them, and start being able to apply them."
"Steps?"
"Yeah, steps."
"There's a lot of them, aren't there?
"Well, twelve."
"Christ, I don't even know them all."
"Really?"
"Anything else?"
"Um, well, I mean the only other question I have was like,
what do I do if I find myself in a situation where
maybe somebody is drinking around me or something like that and I
get tempted to?"
"Take a drink."
"What?"
"Take a drink and y'know, take the edge off."
"Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take a drink
I already know what that's gonna lead me to."
"What, you mean these?" *shakes pills*
"Man, what the f*ck!?"
"Marhsall, what's the matter, darling? Having some doubts already?
Marshall, you can't leave me, you'll never leave me, Marshall.
We'll always be together, Marshall. Marshall...? Marshall!?
"No, no, no, no, NO!"