What’s that, ma’am? What did you say? This is your moment. Who said it?
Take your pants off!
Do not objectify me, okay? You think it’s okay just ’cause I’m a dude?
Do it!
You think it’s okay ’cause he’s a dude? That is homophobia. Just the fact that you find it funny. “Ooh, a guy said take off your pants. That’s not God’s way. Ha-ha-ha!" Jesus Christ, you bigots. I, uh… Show’s been pretty rock and roll so far. You know, I know it. -And I…I’d love to keep it going, but life is not always rock and roll. I’m not gonna keep life out of my show.