Vlad! Vlad!
Vlad! Vlad!
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
He could have been a sailor but he's
Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the Impaler
Vlad, Vlad
He could have been a whaler
Could have been a tailor
He turned out to be Norman Mailer
Ohh-ohh-ohh-ohh!
He stepped back and he smoked a joint
Twenty thousand peasants, yeah they got the point
Mommy was a hamster
And his daddy was a jailer
Real tough childhood for such a f**king failure
Vlad! Vlad!
Vlad! Vlad!
Vlad! Vlad!
He's so glad, he's Vlad