Ahahaha
I was walking down Aisle 4 looking for a chocolate cookie to munch on, only to find the atrocity known as Joe Joes. What the f**k is a Joe Joe
f**k Trader Joe's for real
They cannot cut me a deal
I got a Banana
They told me $25 just for the peel
f**k Trader Joe's on God
I want me some pasta
I ended up leaving with GMO
Free, range kale salsa
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!
What the f**k is a Joe's O's
f**king Cheerios, what the f**k!
My bank account cannot afford
Their cheese f**king boards
That Bree, I just want more
And provolone I'll eat for sure
Their workers are so nice I ain't joking
It really just feels like they're boasting
I just shop for the conversations
Because of my lack of human relations
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's
f**k Trader Joe's!
f**king Joe Joe's
Candy Cane Joe Joe's?
Take my money!!!