Someone's always out to piss on your parade
Someone's always ruining your day
You gotta beware, there's strange ducks out there
I'm telling you, it's all I gotta say
Yeah, never mind singing about police on your back
You're a shady geezer looking for a snack
You might think someone's cool, till they play you like a fool
Put the spoon down or you'll get a smack
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding, and I said
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Life ain't always fair when your hero breaks your heart
I was really in denial from the start
I owned all his records, he didn't even care
The least he could've done was share
Resentment it's a killer, that's all you gotta know
To forgive a living legend is the only way to go
But he really wasn't sorry, I may have seen him laugh
As he ate the tasty treat on my behalf
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding, and I said
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding, and I said
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oh, oh, Mick Jones you must've been high
Oh, aye-oh, you stole pudding from another guy
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding, and I said
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones nicked my pudding, and I said
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone
Oi! Mick Jones leave my pudding alone